Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Ukbrotha]

Defo need that behind the scenes documentary at United.

• Mourinho meltdown with him vs Woodward.
• Woodward in therapy because of Jose's demands.
• Pogba making everyone
• Pogba and Lukaku have a weekly show, showing off the latest urban fashions.
• Lingard cloning Pogba.
• Shaw joins the local weight watchers club.
• Darmian DIY show where he fails at everything.
• Make Martial smile contest.
• Ashley Young taking the youth teams to the 10m board at the local swimming pool.
• Smalling and Jones go on a pilgrimage to Kathmandu to be healed.
• Fellaini self defence classes.
• Fred and Fred the Red investigates the paranormal.
• Rojo and Romero do a food and drink show.
• Rashford trying to find his form, even has a special guest appearance by LVG.
• De Gea, Mata and Herrera try to bring bull fighting to Manchester.
• Valencia and Bailly do a DJ show bringing the latest sounds of Latin America and West Africa to NW England.
• Sanchez becomes a PI trying to find what really happened to Angelo Henriquez.
• Lindelof does a weekly episode on how to put together Ikea furniture.
• McTominay, Andreas and Dalot are trying to prove themselves as footballers, against Mourinho distrust of players under 28.
• Lee Grant is still in shock and awe he ended up at United and spends most of the time, saying he just cannot believe it, that at his age he gets to join a club like United.

Everyone just leaves Matic the phuck alone.

Wish there was one for Fergie era. Now that was fukkery overload.

 

[International Playa]

Chelsea vs Arsenal

I don't know how this game gonna go, new managers, new style of play.

It could be plenty of goals or a dead boring 0-0

 

[BigMan]

Great possession and goal by fulham

 

[African_brehda]

Do Tottenham not know they are on about 50 million bet slips?

Kane stop playing with my money

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Wish there was one for Fergie era. Now that was fukkery overload.

Which era of Fergies era?

• You got the late 80's drunks, McGrath, Whiteside, Robson.
• Michael Knighton era
• Mark Robins era
• Sharpe & Giggs party party era.
• Class of 92 mugging off Robbie Savage.
• Fergie time era.
• Over taking Liverpool era.
• The Fergie red nose day era
• Nothing with Kids era
• Schmeichel and Keane in anger management.
• Wumger era.
• Yorke and Cole bromance.
• Cole and Sheringham sitting next together on a long haul flight and not saying anything to each other.
• The Rock of Gibraltar era
• Young angry Roy Keane, prime angry Roy Keane, twilight career angry Roy Keane.
• Cantona, Sir Becks and C dot are their own shows.

Phuck me, that about 15 seasons worth as it it, and I got about another decade to go. Might as well call it NCIS: Supernatural or something.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Buffon showing he still has some gas in the tank

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Guingamp giving PSG a fight early

 

[nyknick]

What a miss by Mitrovic

 

[phillycavsfan]

Kane still looks knackered.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

It’s BS for them to take that goal away from Guingamp. Should be 2-0

Edit: VAR shouldn’t take this long, this is ridiculous.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Which era of Fergies era?

• You got the late 80's drunks, McGrath, Whiteside, Robson.
• Michael Knighton era
• Mark Robins era
• Sharpe & Giggs party party era.
• Class of 92 mugging off Robbie Savage.
• Fergie time era.
• Over taking Liverpool era.
• The Fergie red nose day era
• Nothing with Kids era
• Schmeichel and Keane in anger management.
• Wumger era.
• Yorke and Cole bromance.
• Cole and Sheringham sitting next together on a long haul flight and not saying anything to each other.
• The Rock of Gibraltar era
• Young angry Roy Keane, prime angry Roy Keane, twilight career angry Roy Keane.
• Cantona, Sir Becks and C dot are their own shows.

Phuck me, that about 15 seasons worth as it it, and I got about another decade to go. Might as well call it NCIS: Supernatural or something.

Pick anytime 90 to 94 and 99.

 

[King Jove]

trippier

 

[phillycavsfan]

Had no idea before the WC that Trippier was that good on free kicks.

 

[Nero Christ]

Kane would score when they were up already

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Kane still looks knackered.

Besides Lion King, they don't have anyone else to play upfront. Cannot count on Son as he is at the Asia Cup and he may not even comeback if South Korea don't win.