Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

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Defo need that behind the scenes documentary at United.

  • Mourinho meltdown with him vs Woodward.
  • Woodward in therapy because of Jose's demands.
  • Pogba making everyone :umad:
  • Pogba and Lukaku have a weekly show, showing off the latest urban fashions.
  • Lingard cloning Pogba.
  • Shaw joins the local weight watchers club.
  • Darmian DIY show where he fails at everything.
  • Make Martial smile contest.
  • Ashley Young taking the youth teams to the 10m board at the local swimming pool.
  • Smalling and Jones go on a pilgrimage to Kathmandu to be healed.
  • Fellaini self defence classes.
  • Fred and Fred the Red investigates the paranormal.
  • Rojo and Romero do a food and drink show.
  • Rashford trying to find his form, even has a special guest appearance by LVG.
  • De Gea, Mata and Herrera try to bring bull fighting to Manchester.
  • Valencia and Bailly do a DJ show bringing the latest sounds of Latin America and West Africa to NW England.
  • Sanchez becomes a PI trying to find what really happened to Angelo Henriquez.
  • Lindelof does a weekly episode on how to put together Ikea furniture.
  • McTominay, Andreas and Dalot are trying to prove themselves as footballers, against Mourinho distrust of players under 28.
  • Lee Grant is still in shock and awe he ended up at United and spends most of the time, saying he just cannot believe it, that at his age he gets to join a club like United.

Everyone just leaves Matic the phuck alone. :hubie:
Wish there was one for Fergie era. Now that was fukkery overload.:mjlol:
 

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Wish there was one for Fergie era. Now that was fukkery overload.:mjlol:

Which era of Fergies era?

  • You got the late 80's drunks, McGrath, Whiteside, Robson.
  • Michael Knighton era
  • Mark Robins era
  • Sharpe & Giggs party party era.
  • Class of 92 mugging off Robbie Savage.
  • Fergie time era.
  • Over taking Liverpool era.
  • The Fergie red nose day era
  • Nothing with Kids era
  • Schmeichel and Keane in anger management.
  • Wumger era.
  • Yorke and Cole bromance.
  • Cole and Sheringham sitting next together on a long haul flight and not saying anything to each other.
  • The Rock of Gibraltar era :skip:
  • Young angry Roy Keane, prime angry Roy Keane, twilight career angry Roy Keane.
  • Cantona, Sir Becks and C dot are their own shows.

Phuck me, that about 15 seasons worth as it it, and I got about another decade to go. Might as well call it NCIS: Supernatural or something.
 
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Which era of Fergies era?

  • You got the late 80's drunks, McGrath, Whiteside, Robson.
  • Michael Knighton era
  • Mark Robins era
  • Sharpe & Giggs party party era.
  • Class of 92 mugging off Robbie Savage.
  • Fergie time era.
  • Over taking Liverpool era.
  • The Fergie red nose day era
  • Nothing with Kids era
  • Schmeichel and Keane in anger management.
  • Wumger era.
  • Yorke and Cole bromance.
  • Cole and Sheringham sitting next together on a long haul flight and not saying anything to each other.
  • The Rock of Gibraltar era :skip:
  • Young angry Roy Keane, prime angry Roy Keane, twilight career angry Roy Keane.
  • Cantona, Sir Becks and C dot are their own shows.

Phuck me, that about 15 seasons worth as it it, and I got about another decade to go. Might as well call it NCIS: Supernatural or something.
Pick anytime 90 to 94 and 99.:lolbron:
 
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