Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - RIP Diogo Jota

[Gilver]

YES.


HOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!!!!

*plucks it out the air and kills it dead*


Didn't think i had that in me eh?


To THE FEET LADS.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Just created someone and gave them the Clyde Frazier fro/goatee treatment.

 

[concise]

Too many ethnics in this team, i feel.

Work with what you've got.

 

[mastermind]

Too many ethnics in this team, i feel.

I can see you already preparing your transfer request

Make Hurst the GK. A racist latino type

Rene Higuita type

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I was just about to say, all these holding midfielder types meant we had no forward thinking offensive mids. Our playing style was looking to be every kicking the ball at Gliver and hoping it deflected off of his body in the direction of a winger.

And we also still don't have a GK

I'm more of a SS type. I pop up over here, I pop up over there, I'm here, there, everywhere. I need space to put my work in, i'll thrive off Gilvers Berba-esque lay offs

 

[Eoin]

Just created someone and gave them the Clyde Frazier fro/goatee treatment.

i better be pasty white

 

[EQ.]

Hughes is takin the Air Asia guy for a mug, thinks hes back at Citeh. Dont know where the goals are gunna come from, all they have is Cisse & Zamora as striker



Thudd and Palacios to Fulham maybe

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Make Hurst the GK. A racist latino type

 

[Gilver]

Make Eddie the 5'1" GK.

Weaknesses: Penis size, eyesight.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Make Eddie the 5'1" GK.

Weaknesses: Penis size, eyesight.

 

[yoyoyo1]

I gave Yo Yoington blonde dreads and a 80's mustache

that's how he looks in real life

a mixture of http://theshedender.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/carlosvalderrama_104390.jpg and http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/130724-1/Major_Lazer_daggering.gif

hipster swag

 

[concise]

hipster swag

Disturbing.

 

[EQ.]

Just created someone and gave them the Clyde Frazier fro/goatee treatment.

I resemble a young don cheadle breh, gimme that "hotel rwanda" look with bling on, im complex

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[Scottie Drippin]

Stu Barnes got a perm. Out there looking like a Black Ozil.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

The team is complete