Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[dennis roadman]

Yeah @Max B @derek Sketer @bigmanting @somaliander @ all those new dudes who bring nothing novel, remotely funny or interesting to the table.

Though they may have unwittingly stumbled on the way to troll or at least slightly annoy this thread in actually discussing football though doing it in the most cursory, boring, unimaginative, battleship grey way possible. So there's that.

@SubZeroDegrees is a good shout for poster of the year for his certs.

@Broletariat for his from the sidelines subtle shyt stirring that had everyone at one point or another saying "Shut the fukk up dude "

RIP Montez

breh you may have just hurdled into the top position for GOAT with this post

both @Max B and @bigmanting have taken time away from their useless business 101 rich dad poor dad homework to neg me in the past two days

they mad as fukk, but i keep telling them it's not my fault they have receding hairlines at age 17

This is a trend that really bothers me.
Like nobody famous can say anything out of the ordinary without having to apologize afterwards. I mean, he just retweeted something he found funny but some people found it offensive and now the typical "sorry for those who I have offended I didn't mean that".

i can see how "jumps like a black man" and "coins like a jew" could offend people, and one hand it's stupid to make ethnic jokes in a public sphere, while on the other neither are threatening or even funny, but a fukking black man raised by jews in a place that is hostile to jews and blacks can't do it without backlash?

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Gawd Squad back and OFT goes silent... :sas-1:

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

DDG

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Please blow the whistle

 

[NSSVO]

4 in a fukking row! GGMUUUUU

 

[Liu Kang]

WTF at the last minutes of that Man U / Stoke match.

EDIT : De Gea multiple saves, Young clearance at close range. Wow.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Gawd Squad back and OFT goes silent... :sas-1:

4 wins in a row and DDG beasting

 

[Max B]

Lol forget those old manz im pretty sure they use to get bullied when growing .. Those nikkas are mad fukk and act like they know better so they feel threaten like lil wastemanz that they are. Whatever allow it let em do there thing

 

[bigmanting]

Lol forget those old manz im pretty sure they use to get bullied when growing .. Those nikkas are mad fukk and act like they know better so they feel threaten like lil wastemanz that they are. Whatever allow it let em do there thing

They do live on the forum

 

[yoyoyo1]

Chicharito with the forced smile after being shytted on

wow. I can't even insult the poor kid, he has somehow he has taken the biggest L despite being signed for the best team

has rossi been playing lately though? haven't heard his name

 

[Max B]

Tomo's game is a must win for us to see if wecan actually contend for top 4 by beating chelsea and this the team i want win against the most. fukking hate those plastic gloryhunting c*nts...were due for a win against them. Hoping for a big game from soldado , eriksen , bentaleb and verts. Poch maybe finally getting his philsophy to work on these guys but im hoping he changes it to a 433 i wanna threeman midfeild while the wingers can be eriksen and lennon/chadli

 

[Liu Kang]

wow. I can't even insult the poor kid, he has somehow he has taken the biggest L despite being signed for the best team[...]

His first great match was godly. Then Benzema stepped his level up just because he could

 

[Max B]

wow. I can't even insult the poor kid, he has somehow he has taken the biggest L despite being signed for the best team

has rossi been playing lately though? haven't heard his name

If your talking about your guys judas then no he hasnt. Injured as usual but montella wouldnt care as FM11 wonder kid is ripping it for them right now babacar khouma.

 

[mastermind]

i can see how "jumps like a black man" and "coins like a jew" could offend people, and one hand it's stupid to make ethnic jokes in a public sphere, while on the other neither are threatening or even funny, but a fukking black man raised by jews in a place that is hostile to jews and blacks can't do it without backlash?

if he was playing better, this wouldnt be a story

dont have a clue what you're on about m8, just a fresh new face in the OFT world with no agenda whatsoever :ucof:

GOAT @mastermind for quality of football talk, learn a lot from reading his posts and the banter

WOAT: nobody really

GOAT/WOAT #duality combo:

@penfield GOAT for being an oddball standout with some nice insights but also WOAT for only posting about football 3% of the time

@yoyoyo1 GOAT for watching the most overall football with absurd memory banks on 2nd division players in random leagues but WOAT for the borderline st0rmfr0nt trolling

thank you breh

GOAT: Its a tough one, but Id say @Liu Kang because he loves tactics and his perspective is completely different than anyone else on this thread that ive seen in the many years and iterations. (we used to have a breh who played for Jong Ajax when he was 7 and let everyone know he was the next Zidane, but he was weird and rarely posted. The other Dutch breh never posts either)

runner-ups, everyone not named the brehs in the WOAT

Honorable mention: Eddie Bryant

GOAT smiles: @SmarkMero
the smilies are always perfect too.

ROY: @Broletariat has had a great debut this season and has seamlessly fit in.

WOAT: This could be the @KingHurst memorial trophy, but he not really the WOAT.

@Max B. You fukking suck, breh. Seriously. You are awful. You take yourself way too serious and no one cares about Spurs. Not even in a disrespectful way, we just dont care about Spurs. Stop wedging them into every convo.

 

[Max B]

Oh i didnt know certain peoples opinion mattered for me to post about spurs jeez talk about gettin nikkaz mad Its soccer/football thread so atleast something to do with thread topic unlike penfeild schzio like post about rubbish and 40 year old fakkit horse talk about how hes smartest dude in the world. If anything its you bruv whos taking himself to srsly with these bullshyt nomination calm your horse down fukk boi