Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[Ari Gold Bawse]

The realest nikka in England Neil Warnock is back

Puncheon must be pissed

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

 

[Montez]

Gooner brehs...seen the papers?? only 4m apart.

Over which player?

 

[Roadie pipeher]

sorry breh, in the year of our lord Brandon McCartney 2014 a fedora is the most divisive piece of clothing you could possibly wear. you could probably rock a skirt (no young thug) and people would be like but a fedora?

Spoiler

these jokes kill me

 

[Roadie pipeher]

Brooooooooo! this was when KPL was doing rations for neighborhoods back in the day i'm crying thinking about it

kplc still do it till today buncha fakkits

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I open up my virtual paper today and one of the most commented on headlines is the 9 year old in Arizona who was being taught how to operate a uzi and accidentally killing the instructor.

Luckily, on this very same page, a smilie was posted that perfectly encapsulated my thoughts:

Live in Arizona, brehs.

But on second thoughts, it's not the funniest news story. It's not armed thugs hijacking and robbing a Saudi prince in Paris traffic funny. But it is surreal.

 

[dennis roadman]

wow...you a masochist?? hurting urself is not the answer breh...

that's it? that's all you got? the internet version of "why are you hitting yourself?"

what a letdown

 

[mastermind]

Over which player?

Their only black striker

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Arsene, now's your time

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

I open up my virtual paper today and one of the most commented on headlines is the 9 year old in Arizona who was being taught how to operate a uzi and accidentally killing the instructor.

Luckily, on this very same page, a smilie was posted that perfectly encapsulated my thoughts:

Live in Arizona, brehs.

But on second thoughts, it's not the funniest news story. It's not armed thugs hijacking and robbing a Saudi prince in Paris traffic funny. But it is surreal.

is that regular in america? a child at a shooting range

wtf is a 9 year old doing being allowed to shoot a gun let alone a automatic gun

is the gun craze over there really that strong, i dont even feel sorry for anyone involved because its ridiculous

 

[nomoreneveragain]

I took the bus once from Manchester to Milton Keynes, longest 4 hrs of my life.

Why does Van Gaal sign autographs after getting smashed?

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

 

[yoyoyo1]

You got the Asian CL semis, the arabs on one side and civilization on the other

asamoah gyfraud's al-ain vs al-hilal on one side, an seoul/western sydney on the other

 

[Liu Kang]

I open up my virtual paper today and one of the most commented on headlines is the 9 year old in Arizona who was being taught how to operate a uzi and accidentally killing the instructor.

Luckily, on this very same page, a smilie was posted that perfectly encapsulated my thoughts:

Live in Arizona, brehs.

But on second thoughts, it's not the funniest news story. It's not armed thugs hijacking and robbing a Saudi prince in Paris traffic funny. But it is surreal.

You saw the vid ? No blood, nothing violent but I legit cringed at the end

 

[yoyoyo1]

fukked up i have no interest in this game except to hopefully see a decent injury to one of the strikers

fletcher has been so trash the sunderland forum people already want jozy in though, and everything they complain about every comes true so

the sunderland forum streak continues. altidore starts in place of fletcher in the cup.

they love to complain about absolutely everything but i'll be damned if they arent right all the time

and poyet has had nothing but praise for jozy's attitude and form in training

2 games into the season and getting a starting shot already