So if I were to say, "I have a couple of tickets to the show" that will mean a three or four?
Bottom line fukkers should use a few or several if they're not talking in twos. I don't subscribe to this nonsense. Neither should
@Liu Kang
Yeah, what's the problem?

If I need to specify two, I'd just say "pair".

Don't worry about these guys,
@Liu Kang , only a couple of people in real life might ever look at you funny for not talking about exactly 2. In all my years, this is the first I've ever heard of this phenomenon.