Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Montez]

I like seeing Ozil for PFA POTY, he has some weapons around him

I just don't think the English media would appreciate a player like him. His style isn't busy enough for England. The media and fans love them honest triers and busy footballers.

 

[Gilver]

Premier League Champions: Chelsea
Rest of top four in order: Man Utd, Man City, Arsenal
Relegated: West Ham, Swansea, Burnley
FA Cup: Man Utd
League Cup: Man Utd
Golden Boot: RvP
PFA Player of the Year: Roondawg
Best signing: Shaw
Worst signing: Lolbert or Lollana(not really Lallana but it sounds good together). Big money wise: Fabregas
First manager sacked: Large Sam(they will then hire someone who is meant to play nicer football, drop from mid-table, which isn't good enuff for WEST 'AM, DA 'AMMERS, and get even worse and be relegated)

European title winners
La Liga: Real Madrid
Bundesliga: Bayern
Serie A: Juventus
Ligue 1: PSG
Eredisvie: Ajax
Champions League: Barcelona(proper random pick)
Europa League: Really who gives a fukk.

 

[Gilver]

I like seeing Ozil for PFA POTY, he has some weapons around him

I just don't think the English media would appreciate a player like him. His style isn't busy enough for England. The media and fans love them honest triers and busy footballers.

Yeah deffo that mate, deffo. Not that he's a complete fraud.

 

[Gilver]

So he's the worst signing because they already loaned him out? :

Yeah, must be GARBO

 

[yoyoyo1]

typical barcelona fan tho, lets be real

 

[dennis roadman]

both of these tags have confused the shyt out of me

so is that a yes or no

 

[Gilver]

so is that a yes or no

I wooed her with white excellence

 

[dennis roadman]

I wooed her with white excellence

dapped

 

[dennis roadman]

http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/...eally-fallen-in-love-with-the-beautiful-game/


the ignorant britishness of it all. and the made up details. I love these type of articles, mostly cause they are dying off so quickly


excerpts:

“We got his whole family green cards, visas and jobs so that, when he finishes playing, they can still live in America. I thought you just wanted to come to live in the States, too?”

complete and utter horseshyt

"we're the mighty red bull fc of harrison, nj, and we're here for the green cards"

 

[Montez]

Yeah deffo that mate, deffo. Not that he's a complete fraud.

 

[Yayo Toure]

http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/...eally-fallen-in-love-with-the-beautiful-game/


the ignorant britishness of it all. and the made up details. I love these type of articles, mostly cause they are dying off so quickly


excerpts:

They only offered him 35K? The Secret footballer must be Ali Dia.

 

[Microfracture]

I wooed her with white excellence

Did you talk up a xenophobic outlook so as to dissuade her from heading back to the crib of various ethnic groups that permeate England?

 

[Gilver]

Did you talk up a xenophobic outlook so as to dissuade her from heading back to the crib of various ethnic groups that permeate England?

I asked if she fancied meeting for a chat and put a wink smiley. The rest is history.

I'll remember that for next time though.

 

[Montez]

http://www.thesecretfootballer.com/...eally-fallen-in-love-with-the-beautiful-game/


the ignorant britishness of it all. and the made up details. I love these type of articles, mostly cause they are dying off so quickly


excerpts:

Son, I am feewmin reading this. The ignorance/arrogance from some is amazing.

Not to say MLS is a top, top league yet but it's a physically grueling league. They really think their can come here and make millions

there is also this Latino thing they always bring up as to why football is nothing popping like crazy, like Latinos weren't always here. It's cringeworthy.

Essentially with the internet, the video games, development of MLS, and this being the truly first generation that grew up with 24 hour access to football, you had this explosion.

 

[concise]

@concise

yeah, it's true tho. the parts of MD that border DC and the district itself are subtly interesting.

i just get the feeling i'll get my fill of it soon. i already have, actually, then i like it again. and i know when i leave i'll miss it.

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yedlin is way too wavy for spurs

nah.