Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

Roaden Polynice

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Heard Arsenal were shyt.

Oh well. Either way I was going to waste two hours of my life, just boiled down to a decision between one worthless friendly and another worthless friendly.

One of the people I was with was a Man U fan and we waited like 30 minutes just to see Man U leave the bowels of the stadium. He thought they were going to walk out, shaking hands waving and shyte.

Brehs just breezed by in a blacked out coach with LvG standing up in the front with a maniacal grin and zoomed off to the Four Seasons :mjlol:

No fukks given. But I gotta respect the hustle. The merch stands were absolutely raped by fans.

But LvG really is a peculiar looking dude. Like he spent at least ten years in the formative stages of his life doing wall squats for ten hours a day. His posture is a marvel in rectilinearity. And oddly enough it extends to the posterior of his skull, which is as flat and vertical as his back.

Rooney's hair was looking good.

I feel fukking embarrassed for the two fans that jumped the barriers when the Man U fans were doing their lap at the end. Getting arrested for a friendly match ffs :mjlol: You couldn't make it up.

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And I really just like these outings just for the bantz with people. I went to the bar after the match and started chopping it up with some fukkboy with a Man U shirt on. I lazily mentioned that Arsenal lost and he was like, "Oh yeah and they just traded Luis Suarez to Barcelona"

I sat there for at least four seconds like: :dwillhuh: and gathered myself to just say, "Yeah it's a shame"
 
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if you think I'm not going to use this at every opportunity in this thread.
 

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So I got to Harrison, innit. But I couldnt turn on that bridge. Why? because some breh (probably a Tottenham fan @gandolpiffni saying this is the end)

Then it started pouring and me and my people got drenched, but all we had was one of the damn Arsenal buses. Ended up getting in 14 minutes after kickoff.

And I wasnt even mad :ehh:




everyone just having fun out there

bitter :umad:

Be grateful that your club got its first sell out all season. :mjpls:
 

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@Ari Gold Bawse just had a thought, lewis's season could've flopped before it begun. :lupe:

I remember during the australian gp build up the pundits were talking about the numbers the drivers had chosen to use for the year and they pointed out lewis' choice to use the number 44 could've been a bad move to make because in chinese culture, the number 4 brings back luck and using the number 44 is :huhldup: status :lupe:



It was written :lupe::lupe::lupe:

Oh yeah ari, you and @Don Rhymus , both you man need to check ya inbox, and if you did already :pacspit: lol jks......but seriously :birdman:
 
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