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i'm not on tinder for obvious aforementioned reasons but the most entertaining strategy in all respects of the word seems to be just liking all of them regardless of your opinion.

then you can also calculate the slag percentage based on your sample size
thing is I legitimately feel like I'm above it all

won't even do it as a joke

Never been on it but it seems like bytches love attention

an alarming rise of this app throughout my 'friend group' , i'm thinking things are about to change for everyone :patrice:
 

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thing is I legitimately feel like I'm above it all

won't even do it as a joke



an alarming rise of this app throughout my 'friend group' , i'm thinking things are about to change for everyone :patrice:
yeah there's a category for people with your attitude breh

"those who don't get laid very often"
 

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yeah there's a category for people with your attitude breh

"those who don't get laid very often"
i do alright, just disgusted at this a bit, especially now that its easier than ever :heh:. its just so annoying running circles around a girl intellectually and then doing it over and over. Its like beating a single player game and wanting to go multiplayer.. maybe I need better mates
:mjlol: getting turned off by girls putting out

Get that tinder going and :eat: breh
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Fair enough, I'm too idealistic about people in general. Gotta be more :demonic: or at least get rid of some of my loner tendencies
 

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it's true tho, p*ssy is like a college degree now, everyone's getting it, even those that don't deserve it

the value has deflated, dave chappelle spoke on this years ago and we all laughed, but it was prescient
 

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Fair enough, I'm too idealistic about people in general. Gotta be more :demonic: or at least get rid of some of my loner tendencies
:manny: I guess I don't see what the problem is. More people fukking more often means it's easier to get laid. Girls that fukk more fukk better, so there's less of these thots laying there taking it like a heavy bag (:shaq2:) and failing to suck a dikk right. Basically I don't think there's anything wrong with girls having more sex these days. I don't automatially conflate enjoyment of sex with bad decision making, though they can go hand in hand, just like drug use.
 

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So looks like Suarez will be wearing the No9....same number Sanchez had last season :youngsabo:

Its happening Arsenal brehs :blessed:
 

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it's true tho, p*ssy is like a college degree now, everyone's getting it, even those that don't deserve it

the value has deflated, dave chappelle spoke on this years ago and we all laughed, but it was prescient
Puccy's value is what you make it.

Sh1t is fictitious...you apply a value to it depending on liking other things about the girl that really have nothing to do with it because the puccy can still be wack when it's all said and done
 

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yeah there's a category for people with your attitude breh

"those who don't get laid very often"

i do alright, just disgusted at this a bit, especially now that its easier than ever :heh:. its just so annoying running circles around a girl intellectually and then doing it over and over. Its like beating a single player game and wanting to go multiplayer.. maybe I need better mates

:yeshrug:

Fair enough, I'm too idealistic about people in general. Gotta be more :demonic: or at least get rid of some of my loner tendencies

lol at explaining yourself like that's a bad thing.
 

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Tinder is too easy, but also an excruciating slog at the same time.

Put that little bit of effort in and you can have some slag's mouth on your dikk by the end of the day.

But i'm at the point where even that little bit of effort is too much, i just can't be arsed.

The fact that it's so easy just makes me have no respect to the point of hate for these girls. They jump on anyone's dikk then wonder why no one wants them in a real way, idiots.
 

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Oh and the introduction of 'moments' has made it worse. Never should have done that, now it's just a bunch of absolute attention whores and desperate losers.

This one i matched with(who i wouldn't fukk, was a result of a quick 'swipe ALL THE GIRLS' session) puts moments up all the time saying she wishes she had company etc, smh.

Yesterday she put a provocative one of her cleavage/t*ts, so i messaged her saying "Ok, FINE. You got me with the t*ts :|" and she replied all excited and started pesting my life. Have some self respect ffs.
 

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What's the 'moments' feature? Never used tinder before...sounds like 'facepic v2014' though
 
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