guccimanesbutler
Rookie
Just proves my point, while the physical advantage may be there(though i don't think he's that tall tbf) i'm sure i would have a better gameplan for the fight.
I imagine he would charge at me head on, screaming in some sort of foreign clicking tongue, then i would simply act like a bullfighter. Ducking and diving his incoming charges.
I would then channel the spirit of warriors past, and like a great english knight in shining armour, i would parry and smash that sucka with some sort of weapon. Which i remembered to bring to the fight because of my superior intelligence.
I'm shocked you are not a Liverpool supporter...the way you harp on about your ''superior intelligence'' makes one inclined to think you are either a troll or overcompensating for other shortcomings...which is it, friend?