Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

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Completely, and it's hilarious the notion that he isn't. Robben is an absolute. If he's playing, he WILL create chances for either himself or a teammate, usually both.

And then his ability to perform at a high level on the biggest stage but then either be completely clutch or absolutely bottle it at a critical moment:lupe:

I think I've gone on this rant before, but he is the absolute pinnacle of footballing high drama.

Given that you could probably get him for half the price for Bale, he'd be the ultimate bargain on the transfer market. Age be damned, he's already lost a step since his Chelsea/Real days and he's actually gotten better since then. With his tekkers he'll be contributing at a high level until his mid-30's.

And even with that lost step he is still quicker than most players, liek you said just off his tekkers alone. It is :laff: :damn: THe way he will dribble past 5 players then try the R1 Fifa finish and sky it miles over the bar, when he has 3 teammates wide open. The goals he was scoring on Bayerns run to the 2010 final was :lawd:
 

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@EQ. Yung Kimbra Jr is a bit of an emo

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But it's cool doe :blessed:

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My dude they still make those? I thought they got phased out with jeans with chains on pocket sides and affliction t-shirts.
 

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Robben had his chance. When the moments, World Cup Final, were there he didn't come through

He'll never live that down and the subsequent shyt the bed pen jobs vs Dortmund in the League game in 2012 and then the CL final vs Chelsea. But inbetween that he managed to tuck one away vs Real iirc. Gettin the winner in last year CL final, probably did him the world of good, mentally and probably had a fat old wank afterwards , thats how good it was for him
 

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@Montez @Kunty McPhuck @Don Rhymus even his CL winning goal was struggle as FOCK. I refuse to believe that he planned to hit the ball this way.



Maybe he really does have supreme tekks :ohhh:

1. The ball went in :manny:
2. THE fukkING TOUCH HE TAKES TO PICK UP THE BALL IN THE FIRST PLACE :damn: FULL speed, picks up a dead ball while evading a tackle and takes another touch before the shot :wow:
 

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Everyday is Sadderday ock :to:

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you gonna need to slay a plethora of wildebeest / gang of prehistoric looking broads to get your confidence back breh, otherwise each L will mutate into some fetish OFT can't ride with.
 

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MLS just bought Chivas USA!!!!


Thank you based Garber!! THank you:blessed:


what a piece of sh*t franchise that was.. rebranding and name change first of all please- LA Goats:ohlawd:
 

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MLS just bought Chivas USA!!!!


Thank you based Garber!! THank you:blessed:


what a piece of sh*t franchise that was.. rebranding and name change first of all please- LA Goats:ohlawd:


You know that team is most likely getting moved and "Chivas USA" will never be spoken of again, right? :usure:
 

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But Cristiano and Messi came through in their World Cup fin-oh.

Wait. :lupe:

That's true but they've done it big games. They all have defining moments, Robben hasn't had his chance outside that goal against Dortmund.

bushes, imo :camby:

on the low, if someone came with a decent offer for Santi...

I would keep him but I'd rather see Rosicky. I can see why he wanted Draxler. With Ozil we need horses. If Podolski had half a brain he would be eating good in that position.

For the lesser teams Santi can stay but he's kind a pointless in big games.

Outside of Koscielny and Chezzer, it's Ozil and Ramsey on the untouchables list.
 
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