Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[mastermind]

If I had no degree, I think Id be a used car salesman.

 

[mastermind]

This fukking drunk

 

[dennis roadman]

i wanna believe in god, i think it would be awesome. but the vacillation can only happen so much before i just think about how ridiculous it is that some canaanite farmers had a cult that through internal politics became the top-ranking cult, and then the only one eventually. then one guy of this tribal group and thus this cult manages to get killed for his beliefs, as MANY did back then (street corner preachers were like the mixtape rappers of today, easy to find and each with varying success), except that his followers weave this death into his lore ()

then one breh (Paul) who happens to be a master salesman and excellent organizer/fundraiser (and a Roman citizen) forms the cult in his own image and spreads it beyond tribal lines, which in his case means into the most powerful global empire the west has ever seen. then by literally a stroke of the emperor of said empire's mother claims to have a dream about said street corner preacher, and breh converts, which sets in motion the cult becoming the official cult of the empire, which means almost all of western europe is now automatically followers. and then those countries, after the empire's downfall, happen to conquer the world over the next few centuries.

it's all some right place, right time shyt. and then you'd think "well, maybe that was god's plan", but i feel this position inherently shyts on every other deity, and as a proponent of human equality, i'm not comfortable telling a buddhist guy from thailand that he's inferior because his country wasn't conquered and reformed in the eyes of a western european nation-state.

i cant sleep

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

It's blind faith. My mom told me something that almost made me cry no Drake she said something along the lines of "I know you don't like going to church but I keep my faith because maybe there is something better for me after this" she works so hard to provide for us 24/7, never has time to rest, and when she said that shyt is sad famleeee

damn that just hit me inside..i can relate regarding my mother and her mother!

 

[unstoppable589]

brehs does anybody have a streaming link for city vs watford? cant believe they chose sunderland to show instead

 

[mastermind]

i wanna believe in god, i think it would be awesome. but the vacillation can only happen so much before i just think about how ridiculous it is that some canaanite farmers had a cult that through internal politics became the top-ranking cult, and then the only one eventually. then one guy of this tribal group and thus this cult manages to get killed for his beliefs, as MANY did back then (street corner preachers were like the mixtape rappers of today, easy to find and each with varying success), except that his followers weave this death into his lore ()

then one breh (Paul) who happens to be a master salesman and excellent organizer/fundraiser (and a Roman citizen) forms the cult in his own image and spreads it beyond tribal lines, which in his case means into the most powerful global empire the west has ever seen. then by literally a stroke of the emperor of said empire's mother claims to have a dream about said street corner preacher, and breh converts, which sets in motion the cult becoming the official cult of the empire, which means almost all of western europe is now automatically followers. and then those countries, after the empire's downfall, happen to conquer the world over the next few centuries.

it's all some right place, right time shyt. and then you'd think "well, maybe that was god's plan", but i feel this position inherently shyts on every other deity, and as a proponent of human equality, i'm not comfortable telling a buddhist guy from thailand that he's inferior because his country wasn't conquered and reformed in the eyes of a western european nation-state.

i cant sleep

That's religion and it can fukk off

 

[unstoppable589]

down 2-0 to watford? what in the fukk...

 

[Hater]

 

[yoyoyo1]

would like to be able to watch city/watford 2nd half, I bet they win 4-2

 

[CBSkyline]

How is this bum Danny Graham still getting minutes

Easily the worst miss of the year so far

And I know he is going to find a way to top it in the second half

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

If I had no degree, I think Id be a used car salesman.

Its how started

 

[Yayo Toure]

who got a link to the City game? I wanna see this epic 2nd half comeback.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

British Football Pundit

Youve had to play for Liverpool to get that job

 

[yoyoyo1]

you know-nothing poser muppets watching shyt english games when the bundesliga is off and poppin. not one bad game. i'd even excuse madrid vs granada. but no. hull vs winchester town or whatever.

 

[CBSkyline]

you know-nothing poser muppets watching shyt english games when the bundesliga is off and poppin. not one bad game. i'd even excuse madrid vs granada. but no. hull vs winchester town or whatever.

Matty Da Gawd 1-0