Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[King Theo]

I wish death on any gentleman in any way, shape, or form bemoaning these Carrie-ites out here looking for whirlwind weekends with a breh of my ilk and buying purses on Monday instead of sending that good morning text.

CURSES UPON ALL YOUR HOUSES

You all sound as sad and empty as these characters your describing.

Close the theater down, brehs.

You feel me?

Stop projecting

Mess with my house and ill unleash the dragons on you breh

and i prob as sad and empty as these characters only because i dont have a stable tho

 

[gho3st]

70m for Pogba

 

[mastermind]

Indeed. One night stands are invariably characterized by terrible sex and unneeded anxiety (was she clean? Etc) Having a one night stand where the sex is good and fulfilling is few and far between I reckon.

I was talking with my dental hygienist and she's one of those girls from a small town, got married at like 23 or something to some dude from high school and she was telling me how she wished she could go out get drunk be single and have one night stands every weekend.

I didn't have the heart to tell her that her husband lost and it's not all it's cracked up to be and can get old quick. But I found it funny that some broads really believe that sex an the city life is glamorous. As if random dikk and shoes can be fulfilling at all :avbehh:

Pen dawg, you could have shared that girl.

 

[King Theo]

Pen dawg, you could have shared that girl.

true she was basically asking for the D from the sounds of it

 

[Grams]

70m for Pogba

Fergie ugly



Yea and @penfield even my ugly azz woulda had a pop at her and tried to smash

 

[merklman]

We got Tottenham'd.

EDIT: Oh wait nevermind. Basel wanted double what we were willing to pay for him.

Liverpool offered more upfront, chelsea more on the potential backend

 

[Grams]

The Smooth3d thread has me cuz life is some fukk shyt then it can end real quick but at the same time cuz it shows you how SERIOUS certain posters took/take the playstation vs xbox wars I mean goooooootdamn.

"He was a Xbot but RIP"

 

[gho3st]

bytchass wenger always complaining....

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Wenger trying to sabotage the deal

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Pen dawg, you could have shared that girl.

It crossed my mind I think once but I let it go. Don't want to fukk with that, and I really like that dentist office, charge it to the game

Plus she talks exactly like Shoshanna from Girls, would've gotten annoying after a while.

 

[Jax]

Salah on the break, that's a scary sight

 

[Jax]

Sandro Rossell about to step down from Barcelona

Nikka knows he

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

cant believe you watch that show @penfield

 

[Sam Peel]

from dailymail

 

[Jax]

Nani ain't playing why?