Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Grams]

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/file...heath-lyr-fc-aka-manchester-united-fc.184109/

feast brehs

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

What you expect when you got Phil Jones and Welbeck taking penalties? the 2 worst players on the team.

i couldnt believe it when i saw them walking up, especially phil jones.

why isnt that useless c*nt valencia taking one

 

[Roid Jones]

Jose: 'the price just went up, 60m'

 

[Chris.B]

Rooney will never re-sign

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

i couldnt believe it when i saw them walking up, especially phil jones.

why isnt that useless c*nt valencia taking one

When Valencia finally beat his man, had 5 seconds all by himself to put in a decent cross, and STILL blasted it into a defender's thigh had me

 

[SCORCH]

i couldnt believe it when i saw them walking up, especially phil jones.

why isnt that useless c*nt valencia taking one

Jones wasn't trying to get that work from Aguero in the final.

 

[Hater]

When Valencia finally beat his man, had 5 seconds all by himself to put in a decent cross, and STILL blasted it into a defender's thigh had me

Valencia is a goddamn retard i hate him.

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Valencia is a goddamn retard i hate him.

I've never seen a player for a top club be so consistently shyt but be so undroppable at the same time. And this fukkery has spanned over the course of two managerial tenures.

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

When Valencia finally beat his man, had 5 seconds all by himself to put in a decent cross, and STILL blasted it into a defender's thigh had me

he needs to go to a sports psychologist, i dont know what happened to that guy.

he was the best winger in the prem a couple years ago who set up rooney for nearly every goal with crosses. he now is arguably the worst crosser in the prem

and still moyes plays him in every match

 

[Hater]

I've never seen a player for a top club be so consistently shyt but be so undroppable at the same time. And this fukkery has spanned over the course of two managerial tenures.

I'm convinced this dude had/has dirt on Fergie and Moyes.

 

[Trill Evans]

Bested by a relegation candidate over two matches

Spoiler

#MoyesBoyz

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Regarding Flattop

What boots does this lad wear? Constantly slipping on his fukking arse. That penalty was fukking amateurish. He just cannot hit the target to save his fukking life. He tries hard but he's not a United player, we need to move this standard of player on to where they belong sadly.

 

[SCORCH]

 

[gho3st]

@ ignoring Moyes putting Carrick and Fletcher in the middle with Kagawa on the wing Then he took Kagawa(the one true #10 on the pitch) off for Valencia

"PUT THE BALL IN THE BOX" by any means necessary bandit

 

[Arrogance.]

2 things.
He really did kill this shyt. And it only gets funnier with time.