Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - RIP Diogo Jota

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is this the funniest football call ever?

BAGGIO, NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
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Just some random thoughts today...

-Didn't catch the C1 Cup Match, didn't even bother streaming it at the office. Glad I didn't. Fukin Chelsea I swear smh....

-Sounders trade away Eddie Johnson for $$$. Cant hate on it, they have nothing of value to add to our disappointing azz team

-Anybody been following the Nike Invitational friendlies Tourny for our U-17 squad? They've looked good and actually won it today. Put 5 on England and 4 on Brazil. Our youth is starting to develop good.

Highlights from that England azz kicking

Joe Gallardo & Haji Wright
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The Championship Vs Brazil Highlights




 

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yup didnt see the game but apparently they just straight up made the brazilians quit :wow:

had them acting like argentines with the red cards and blatant fouling :wow:


haji wright the new big name off this tournament, rumors is he's signing with a big euro club as we type
 

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so the next massive marketing campaign isn't nike, its samsung :leon:


:dead: that of all the players joining the team, Donovan's video clearly has the least views. Even the token Chinese player no one has heard about has more.



1. Lionel Messi (Argentina; Captain)
2. Mario Götze (Germany)
3. Oscar dos Santos Emboaba Jr. (Brazil)
4. Wu Lei (China)
5. Stephan El Shaarawy (Italy)
6. Victor Moses (Nigeria)
7. Radamel Falcao (Colombia)
8. Lee Chung-Yong (South Korea)
9. Iker Casillas (Spain)
10. Wayne Rooney (England)
11. Landon Donovan (United States of America)
12. Alexander Kerzhakov (Russia)
13. Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal)




DEFENDERS.. ILL GET YOU DEFENDERS. *gets casillas* *next pick is falcao* *will be playing suicidal 0-4-6 formation*
 
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But he gets away with absolute murder like Gerrard and because he's one of the lads/ shows passion it gets swept under the table. No surprise we started winning last year when Wengz dropped him.

But he's a chav. Two kids, stomping out hoes, beating up cabbies :salute: my captain.
:whoo: the coli would love him
 

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so the next massive marketing campaign isn't nike, its samsung :leon:


:dead: that of all the players joining the team, Donovan's video clearly has the least views. Even the token Chinese player no one has heard about has more.



1. Lionel Messi (Argentina; Captain)
2. Mario Götze (Germany)
3. Oscar dos Santos Emboaba Jr. (Brazil)
4. Wu Lei (China)
5. Stephan El Shaarawy (Italy)
6. Victor Moses (Nigeria)
7. Radamel Falcao (Colombia)
8. Lee Chung-Yong (South Korea)
9. Iker Casillas (Spain)
10. Wayne Rooney (England)
11. Landon Donovan (United States of America)
12. Alexander Kerzhakov (Russia)
13. Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal)




DEFENDERS.. ILL GET YOU DEFENDERS. *gets casillas* *next pick is falcao* *will be playing suicidal 0-4-6 formation*


We could've at least put John Terry on the team and then sneak him on the spaceship before the aliens leave in defeat.
 

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:whoa: Jack is class. Not Ramsey class (been on the Rambo bandwagon from day 1 :salute:) but class.

But he gets away with absolute murder like Gerrard and because he's one of the lads/ shows passion it gets swept under the table. No surprise we started winning last year when Wengz dropped him.

But he's a chav. Two kids, stomping out hoes, beating up cabbies :salute: my captain.
my captain is Ramsey :rudy:

Nah, we overrate Jack's ability. He has talent, but not nearly as much as we all thought.

Im just going to wait for his final ball to come. He will eventually start for Arsenal but not the "generation defining" talent that he is hyped as.
 

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so the next massive marketing campaign isn't nike, its samsung :leon:


:dead: that of all the players joining the team, Donovan's video clearly has the least views. Even the token Chinese player no one has heard about has more.



1. Lionel Messi (Argentina; Captain)
2. Mario Götze (Germany)
3. Oscar dos Santos Emboaba Jr. (Brazil)
4. Wu Lei (China)
5. Stephan El Shaarawy (Italy)
6. Victor Moses (Nigeria)
7. Radamel Falcao (Colombia)
8. Lee Chung-Yong (South Korea)
9. Iker Casillas (Spain)
10. Wayne Rooney (England)
11. Landon Donovan (United States of America)
12. Alexander Kerzhakov (Russia)
13. Cristiano Ronaldo (Portugal)




DEFENDERS.. ILL GET YOU DEFENDERS. *gets casillas* *next pick is falcao* *will be playing suicidal 0-4-6 formation*


disgusting @ Der Kaiser selection. Obvz selection would be Ramsey,.he literally kill people.
 

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Tbh I can see Gattuso doing it. Emotional, Scottish wife, not as successful post - playing days thus far...dude sees how life is normal folks and said damn :sadcam:
 
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