Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete
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I hope you man have the same record DC did this season. May the odds be forever in your disserviceWe didn't ask for a team.
We made one
Scottie Drippin
Should Never Mention Me
Went from not existing to running the USL in three seasons.I hope you man have the same record DC did this season. May the odds be forever in your disservice
Gonna do the same to the MLS
Mané Swagincha
6 times
Robinho back >> fake Ronaldo
Mos def the best spot to have a MLS franchise is the Deep South, unlike that clusterfukk that would be in Miami.
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
I think the thing I like most about the Orlando thing is how they say 'soccer club.'
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OCSC
I think the thing I like most about the Orlando thing is how they say 'soccer club.'
OCSC
Taking a piss on the hipsters and eurosnobs, my type of club.
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Let's see who gets hooked on the bait 
Yes we do. Certain people are in denial or try to tell themselves that they aren't ugly but deep down they know. Some ugly girls get gassed so much by Sahara Desert thirsty nikkas that they believe they not ugly.
I realized I was ugly when
1. All the gyaldem would be on my co-worker but give me no holla
2. Hoes NEVER text me first/if I don't text a hoe that will be the end of any conversation in the future
3. I always gotta pursue a slag. I've had maybe three-four certified layups in my entire life.
4. This one girl at a party literally used every trick in the book to get away from me when i was tryna bag
5. Every time a girl looks at me and smiles I 100% believe she's saying "look at this ugly ass nikka" if a group of girls is walking towards me ohhh lawwwd I can't even imagine the clownage that is blatantly but at the same time quietly being thrown my way
6. I see a good looking nikka no homo and get sad cuz I know his life is better than mine
7. I get too scared to take pictures cuz I know I'ma come out looking ugly af/anytime someone says "let's take a picture" I dip off like I'm on FBI's Most Wanted list
8. I can only smash thots when they drunk and don't give a fock whose dikk is in them pause
9. Can't go into crowded places without fear of being clowned for being ugly so I wear headphones and avoid hearing people
10. This fakkit ass nikka pointed to me and say "that's ya man?" to this girl and she looked at me and said "ewww no"
But yea we know breh
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
Let's see who gets hooked on the bait
Got some bites
Though Gilver got a 22 page thread today
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
I think I might be going out with a slightly chubby girl tonight 
haha nvm, I could never that, it's a bit more like 
:avbehh:
haha nvm, I could never
that, it's a bit more like :avbehh:
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
link? that c*nt is going plat and cant even stop in here to call us mongs and slags or whatever other dumb irish slang he likes to throw out?Got some bites
Though Gilver got a 22 page thread today
try doing it in frenchI've been practicing
i've been keeping an informal running list of slang in portuguese, but you get clowned if you use a word in a city where they don't say it
shyt's rough in these streets breh
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
how chubby? cute face? big t*ts?I think I might be going out with a slightly chubby girl tonight
haha nvm, I could never
if she has huge t*ts and thighs and is kinda short
that's just a little flab around the colon baby 
it's true what they say about the head
