Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - RIP Diogo Jota

[mastermind]

i think people are just as fukked up as they've always been, and outwardly i'd wager to say we are less fukked up.

all i was saying was that the insult is dull (and pointlessly crass as well tbh) and unfunny

we have an outlet to express our fukkedness tho.

Message boards, twitter, facebook, halls of congress, etc.

 

[dennis roadman]

yeah maybe the outlets makes it seem worse

i'm not one of these dark cloud brehs. life has always sucked and it's a human's job to try to make it better

 

[DStyles]

Be a fatherless child brehs and grow up to be a rapist/drug dealer/rapper/athlete

 

[Roaden Polynice]

@penfield what if you met a woman, fell in love, married her, etc etc but found out she was born a boy? a perfectly constructed woman borne from a male's body

@Montez wait till that Thailand technology arrives on our shores. shyt aint cool breh. i'm all for people deciding what they want to do with their lives and their own genitals and identities and such but there should be a Tranny Code that says that they will be up front about their situation to any possibly suitors

I'd off myself

That's not even an exaggeration. Imagine if that shyt got out. I could never live that down.

Hopefully he can tell a difference between a real vagina and a catcher's mitt before he wifes her.

Good point. That Thailand technology though, you never know, they could have mastered that whole thing by now.

This whole thing reminds me of a few funny things.

I was reading some interview about this hipster artist named Blood Orange, dude named Dev Hynes and he was talking about how he is bisexual but the way he went about it was to be admired. Pretty much was just like (I'm paraphrasing), "I met this tranny in Paris and that nikka was beautiful so I just fukked him "

I dunno why but that shyt was hilarious to me, just...the candor I guess

And this also reminds me of that old sohh thread by sh0t 9 times

What if.

You're laying in bed.

And you get woken up to a blow job

And you reach down and feel the top of the person's head

And it's a wig

And underneath the wig is the waves of a freshly cut caesar

And you try to get up.

But you get pushed in your chest by a forearm and hear, "Naw nikka, too late"

That has to be the most memorable message board post I've ever come across, and still makes me laugh today

 

[mastermind]

On a serious note, voice, feet, and make up are dead give a way imo. Too much make up = over compensating for their lack of womanness. Maybe living in NY has honed these skills but you would know push comes to shove.

DC too

Also shoulders. Look at the shoulders.

@penfield what if you met a woman, fell in love, married her, etc etc but found out she was born a boy? a perfectly constructed woman borne from a male's body

@Montez wait till that Thailand technology arrives on our shores. shyt aint cool breh. i'm all for people deciding what they want to do with their lives and their own genitals and identities and such but there should be a Tranny Code that says that they will be up front about their situation to any possibly suitors

*crosses Thailand off the list.*

And this also reminds me of that old sohh thread by sh0t 9 times

What if.

You're laying in bed.

And you get woken up to a blow job

And you reach down and feel the top of the person's head

And it's a wig

And underneath the wig is the waves of a freshly cut caesar

And you try to get up.

But you get pushed in your chest by a forearm and hear, "Naw nikka, too late"

That has to be the most memorable message board post I've ever come across, and still makes me laugh today

said in a deep voice too

 

[Roaden Polynice]

I think I was watching some tv show where they said the way to check was look at the length of fingers.

Apparently, males usually-when looking at the top of your hand, fingers together- have a ring finger that is longer than their pointer finger.

Sounds like bullshyt, but I dunno, could be true

 

[dennis roadman]

I'd off myself

That's not even an exaggeration. Imagine if that shyt got out. I could never live that down.

the conviction here has

that buckeye post is a classic. its funny how EVERYONE who read it remembers it too. classic sohh

 

[dennis roadman]

back on sohh when gay/tranny trolling was a new art i remember one poster really perfected it. he registered, posted normally for a few months, had kind of a street persona, not superthug tough talking but definitely not the KTL/intellect type. after a few months he started casually discussing how it was normal to be attracted to your male friends, and we're all just too uptight about this to admit it. like "if one of ya boys is sexy, just say he's sexy. no big deal, i sometimes fukk my friends after we come back from the club. we go out and look for broads and if we go home empty handed at least we got each other "

dudes was furious

 

[concise]

Y.O.L.O. Brazil 2014 gonna be popping

On a serious note, voice, feet, and make up are dead give a way imo. Too much make up = over compensating for their lack of womanness. Maybe living in NY has honed these skills but you would know push comes to shove.

I don't know what it is, those
Maury tranny tests seem kinda hard since you're watching through a TV screen and only see what the cameraman shows you. In real life, it's much easier. Seeing them on the train and streets of the city, their walk, posture, scents, auras, etc. give them away.

 

[mastermind]

back on sohh when gay/tranny trolling was a new art i remember one poster really perfected it. he registered, posted normally for a few months, had kind of a street persona, not superthug tough talking but definitely not the KTL/intellect type. after a few months he started casually discussing how it was normal to be attracted to your male friends, and we're all just too uptight about this to admit it. like "if one of ya boys is sexy, just say he's sexy. no big deal, i sometimes fukk my friends after we come back from the club. we go out and look for broads and if we go home empty handed at least we got each other "

dudes was furious

 

[yoyoyo1]

 

[dennis roadman]

smh golden dawn really got their hooks into the greek FA

 

[Grams]

No homo that's why gay trolling is hilarious to me. The overly manly man posters getting infuriated by posters like young yogurt always has me

 

[Montez]

I don't know what it is, those
Maury tranny tests seem kinda hard since you're watching through a TV screen and only see what the cameraman shows you. In real life, it's much easier. Seeing them on the train and streets of the city, their walk, posture, scents, auras, etc. give them away.

1) NY trannies are trashy man. No effort at all, it's like they like looking like absolute train wrecks. This is why I always looked at Mister Cee like

2) Maury's done more to destroy this country moral fabric than guns, the NFL, and women in the workplace. He's on the Ignorant Woman's Mount Rushmore.

 

[GzUp]