Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - RIP Diogo Jota

[Montez]

ruud the gawd GOAT haircut, 3rd place GOAT fired chelsea manager not including jose

we won't steer you wrong on dis ting

what's up with jack wheelchair drinking the koolaid

corny as fukk


PS - gonna make a controversial statement and say we've all overhyped syd leroux. slightly ratty weave, fake breasts (if you think they're real ), alex morgan got a fatter ass than her and alex's isn't even that fat
sorry syd, thx for the goals but someone had to say it

PSS - I'd still beat

Jack a dumb fukk, thats been known for a minute Horse

 

[dennis roadman]

Jack a dumb fukk, thats been known for a minute Horse

i will accept stupidity over being cliche at this point

 

[mastermind]

PS - gonna make a controversial statement and say we've all overhyped syd leroux. slightly ratty weave, fake breasts (if you think they're real ), alex morgan got a fatter ass than her and alex's isn't even that fat
sorry syd, thx for the goals but someone had to say it

PSS - I'd still beat

she may have done some light work, but she got naturally big breats

she was 17 back then

 

[dennis roadman]

she may have done some light work, but she got naturally big breats

she was 17 back then

 

[gho3st]

she may have done some light work, but she got naturally big breats

she was 17 back then

for this

 

[mastermind]

the sports bra hides things breh, but she got boobies

freshman year at UCLA

for this

I been simping this broad for a minute, bare with me brehs. I discovered her first. Im invested.

 

[dennis roadman]

the sports bra hides things breh, but she got boobies

freshman year at UCLA




I been simping this broad for a minute, bare with me brehs. I discovered her first. Im invested.

the t*ts have history, true. but these pics aren't flattering

you got tit-tunnel vision breh. snap out of it we need you

 

[Liu Kang]

Lol @ Black men wanting facial hair, your should be thankful, your don't have to deal with that shyt. shyt is a fukking hassle and headache.

I can grow a full proper beard in a week.

I'm getting tired of trimming it lately
I like my shyt 3-5 days old on some Clooney shyt but my beard and moustache grow too fast and 10 days after I look like a proper bum

 

[Liu Kang]

[...]
Brehs the girl I was talking about last week been feeling the aftereffects of me L'ing her
I'm ignoring all her likkle flirtatious moves and she's noticing
Came up to me with tears in her eyes asking why I'm giving her the Lz
[...]

Do you plan on letting her marinate in that sorrow ?

 

[Liu Kang]

For all you Dortmund bandwagoners : http://www.wdr.de/tv/wir_die_wand/

 

[thatrapsfan]

Jacks a bit of a chav, innit

 

[NSSVO]

If we lose both Javier and Fabio, we officially had a the worse transfer in the history of a champion. I can see their frustration. Javier is just a victim of terrible circumstance, with us getting RVP and being held hostage by Rooney. Fabio hasn't even got games ahead of 3 inferior players. I hate David right now cuz.

 

[Grams]

Do you plan on letting her marinate in that sorrow ?

Yea man cuz I wouldn't let her know this but all the excuses she had for your boy had me like so I'm giving her manufactured karma

 

[merklman]

If we lose both Javier and Fabio, we officially had a the worse transfer in the history of a champion. I can see their frustration. Javier is just a victim of terrible circumstance, with us getting RVP and being held hostage by Rooney. Fabio hasn't even got games ahead of 3 inferior players. I hate David right now cuz.

they want out?

 

[mastermind]

If we lose both Javier and Fabio, we officially had a the worse transfer in the history of a champion. I can see their frustration. Javier is just a victim of terrible circumstance, with us getting RVP and being held hostage by Rooney. Fabio hasn't even got games ahead of 3 inferior players. I hate David right now cuz.

losing a player that is always injured (Fabio) and a guy who really isnt better for the team than Welbeck (Hernandez) is nothing to lose your shyt over.

the t*ts have history, true. but these pics aren't flattering

you got tit-tunnel vision breh. snap out of it we need you

her boobs got me

she not a superstar, and we all admit she would get that work. Lets just agree on that.


also signifies what I would like to do to her tittays