Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete
Greenpeace are bout that life
Foul the Arctic and get banners placed in away stadiums against your sponsors, brehs
Clapsteel O'Neal
put a red dot on your head like a hindu
I swear napoli hasn't had possession in 5 mins...like 200 passes
Clapsteel O'Neal
put a red dot on your head like a hindu
flamini is just 
exactly what we needed
exactly what we needed
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dreams are just scrambled shyt that 99% of the time mean nothing
last night i had a dream that a princess peach looking girl wearing miami dolphins colors was riding a horse out of the superdome after the saints washed the phins. for some reason all the miami fans were brazilian girls and they were chanting "tadinha! tadinha!" ("poor thing!") i got furious in my dream because i realized that football is rarely understood by women, much less foreign women, and started screaming about how there's no sympathy in football and this country would never really understand it etc etc
don't think too much breh, be prepared for her to ditch you or have some wild turn off like 4 babies she's had with her uncle and kept in her basement, but expect the best. that's the game cuzzo
Imaginary pos rep for you guys and @Liu Kang
Schurrle having his best game for Chelsea, still shocking with his shooting though.
Rafa has a tendency to go a bit mental in the big games and almost over-coaches his team into a standstill.
Almost a bit like Mourinho tbh.
Are they really playing that badly?
Rafa has a tendency to go a bit mental in the big games and almost over-coaches his team into a standstill.
Almost a bit like Mourinho tbh.
OneManGang
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How are yall watching?
Clapsteel O'Neal
put a red dot on your head like a hindu
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breh, what type of excuses does she give you when you're trying to smash?
OneManGang
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I need a answer
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She'll be like:
I'm working all day
I can't this weekend maybe next weekend
When I get out of class I go straight to work
I don't like watching movies, I'd rather read a book
like if she thinks I'm some ugly nikka she might as well tell me so I can move on innit
Clapsteel O'Neal
put a red dot on your head like a hindu
maaan fucc that shyt...and that's not even me trying to be an abrasive pimp coli dudeShe'll be like:
like if she thinks I'm some ugly nikka she might as well tell me so I can move on innit
breh...she's taking the piss out of your life "i'd rather read a book"?
see stuff like that brehs is why I would be fucced if I split up with my girl, because I can't swallow the sh1t women try to feed you
I personally would just hit her up politely and be honest on some "hey, I want to take you out cos i'm feeling you? If you're up for doing something light like get a couple drinks or whatever then I'm free tuesday. If not, that's kool...but I don't want to waste both of our times with this friendship thign, cos I'm not trying to be your friend" sh1t
if she says no to that, fucc it...what have you lost really? she wasn't going to give you the vag anyway, and no man is friends with an attractive girl by choice
OneManGang
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fukk ya'll talking bout that bullshyt...I found my own link 
She'll be like:
like if she thinks I'm some ugly nikka she might as well tell me so I can move on innit
her and/or treat her like a $5 hoe
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maaan fucc that shyt...and that's not even me trying to be an abrasive pimp coli dude
breh...she's taking the piss out of your life "i'd rather read a book"?
see stuff like that brehs is why I would be fucced if I split up with my girl, because I can't swallow the sh1t women try to feed you
I personally would just hit her up politely and be honest on some "hey, I want to take you out cos i'm feeling you? If you're up for doing something light like get a couple drinks or whatever then I'm free tuesday. If not, that's kool...but I don't want to waste both of our times with this friendship thign, cos I'm not trying to be your friend" sh1t
if she says no to that, fucc it...what have you lost really? she wasn't going to give you the vag anyway, and no man is friends with an attractive girl by choice
Breehhhs this is what I'm saying. I've been ready to Michael Essien kick her to the curb but she recently hit me up talking about "we should get something to eat sometime
" like I don't wanna seem like I'm lame and don't know how to deal with these slags but this is some fookery right here. @Bury Da Bwoy that's what I was thinking. Pissss takeee "I'd rather read a book". Foreal 
