Mandem, I played goalie today at the campus field, ohhhh myyy dayzzz it was one of the most nerve wracking experiences. In high school I was prepared to square up with this 6'10 white guy like
but playing goalie though?
Every counter attack
The ball is played on the wing and I'm looking back at the posts to check my positioning
Corner kick, ball is in the air
Through ball to a striker, do I come out all the way and go for broke or come out halfway and make myself big and hope he bottles it under pressure
Pass the ball to the fullback, I'm saying "please don't pass it back please don't pass it back"
Long range shots I'm like "I should save this" but it made me even more nervous cuz it would look bad if I let it in
I'm a p*ssyhole