Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[Liu Kang]

A Chinese U-20 side scored the following own goal:

Unreal. 3 L's in like 5 seconds.
I smell match-fixing on this one.

Started playing in a football league. Lost our first match to some fast Mexicans.

Came out today against a team of regular white people and raped, scored the game winning goal

Was making off ball striker movements like RVP

So you're a striker ?
I'd have seen you more as a 10 with the Cruyff and Ozil praise you seem to have.

Is this a 11 on 11, 7 on 7 or 5 on 5 league ? What formationn are y'all playing ?

What a beaut brehs



Cruzeiro x Flamengo

Champions

What exactly is so beautiful about that, it's fukking stadium, with shytty ass car park.

Bare concrete, simple structural shapes, no frivolous bullshyt, no decoration : a "less is more", a modern-style architecture. Some like, some don't.

Parc des Princes shares the same modern architectural style :

 

[Liu Kang]

damn breh them trainers are beasts

Did the masseur's club qualified ?
And if so, how was it not disqualified for that ?

 

[mastermind]

If he leaves, it's either Monaco or Arsenal.

Cristiano Ronaldo "Arsenal are a big club with good ambition. They have a world class manager and the best player I have worked with."

 

[Jax]

Unreal. 3 L's in like 5 seconds.
I smell match-fixing on this one.

So you're a striker ?
I'd have seen you more as a 10 with the Cruyff and Ozil praise you seem to have.

Is this a 11 on 11, 7 on 7 or 5 on 5 league ? What formationn are y'all playing ?




Bare concrete, simple structural shapes, no frivolous bullshyt, no decoration : a "less is more", a modern-style architecture. Some like, some don't.

Parc des Princes shares the same modern architectural style :

Looking like Old Germany that early 90's Berlin.

 

[mastermind]

damn breh them trainers are beasts

 

[Mané Swagincha]

What exactly is so beautiful about that, it's fukking stadium, with shytty ass car park.

Bare concrete, simple structural shapes, no frivolous bullshyt, no decoration : a "less is more", a modern-style architecture. Some like, some don't.

Parc des Princes shares the same modern architectural style :

This man right here knows what I'm talking about


Sheer beauty

 

[Mané Swagincha]

damn breh them trainers are beasts

Why that have to happen to Minas Gerais Football though, Tupi were eliminated from the cup judging by the title of the video

 

[Roaden Polynice]

So you're a striker ?
I'd have seen you more as a 10 with the Cruyff and Ozil praise you seem to have.

Is this a 11 on 11, 7 on 7 or 5 on 5 league ? What formationn are y'all playing ?

I'm the no. 10 but played yesterday just hanging off the last defender's shoulder, I can thread a few balls here and there though.

11 v 11 but every team has a 3 person handicap and when I say that each team has to field 3 women on the field at all times. Pretty much a poofs league.

First match we were pretty disorganized, people were talking about 4-2-3-1 but I gave them the and lined up in 2 banks of 4. Yesterday was a 4-5-1 4-3-3 hybrid sorta thing with me leading the line.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Brehs, 20k in the stadium on Saturday for the final.

That's 20,000 people, for a fukking third tier soccer game in America.

Orlando City is the REAL MLS franchise of the future. Not this NYC2 malarky that no one is quite sure anyone wants.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Brehs, 20k in the stadium on Saturday for the final.

That's 20,000 people, for a fukking third tier soccer game in America.

Orlando City is the REAL MLS franchise of the future. Not this NYC2 malarky that no one is quite sure anyone wants.

Deep South do need a MLS team to hate on blacks.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Deep South do need a MLS team to hate on blacks.

We have a Trini supporters club who show up with mad drums and fill the stadium with their island groove.

 

[Montez]

Deep South do need a MLS team to hate on blacks.

Feel the same way, been waiting for Gulfport, Mississippi to get their franchise. Mississippi Reeds FC

 

[Grams]

Speaking of positions, I always played center forward but since I developed tekks I been on the wing cooking fullbacks

I wanna join my school's club team but man is lazy beyond belief and I don't feel like running if I don't get this job I applied for I might man up and do it though.

 

[Montez]

Speaking of positions, I always played center forward but since I developed tekks I been on the wing cooking fullbacks

I wanna join my school's club team but man is lazy beyond belief and I don't feel like running if I don't get this job I applied for I might man up and do it though.

So basically, you are Bendtner?

 

[Grams]

So basically, you are Bendtner?

Put my name on a jersey and I would sell 30 time more than his Juventus jersey


Hold up, did he even sell one