Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

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Makes you think if an athlete like Ronaldo can get it wrong then what about the rest of us?

I'd like to think I'd throw that hot fire but who knows what would happen. :lupe:
i'd brush a cool 65 mph "fastball" right off the edge of the plate :smugdraper

no disrespect of Hakeem. please
it hurt to do it but jigga slander often requires shooting into a crowd
I use to play cricket so I'll be alright, dont know the rest of you brehs. Actually @Don Rhymus & @Montez would be alright they got that Caribbean hand eye co-ordination
:childplease: you aint a yank if you never wound up like hideo nomo and nearly took your friend's head off, then tried to dennis eckersley your way through the rest of the game like :yeshrug:
 

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Just looked up Ronaldo's pitch to see whether or not he embarrassed himself like Drake did that time.



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that was a clear strike tbh.
 

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hand-eye coordination

thats usually what off the boat Caribbean people lack when they play sports in the US.

Dey shottas why you tink tey use Uzis & Mac's for.



Cricket fundaments are closer to Baseball then basketball are, which was the point, you ol lets get technical ass slag
 

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I've never thought of that, it's funny. Jamaican kids usually get fed to track teams when they move here.

It's like no one has ever paused to think "Wait a second...." and taught a yout a four-seam. You're more likely to see some six-three yawdboi struggle-double-dribbling (you know what I'm talking about, them two hand joints followed by the extra broken jumper) than seeing a kid from a country that plays a bat sport with a bat in his hand.

I moved to the suburbs of all suburbs when I was ten brehs. I got that Randy Johnson lanky lefty sidearm.

I'm right-handed doe :patrice:

My lifetime era would probably reflect this :ld:
 
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