Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[mastermind]

Actually @Don Rhymus & @Montez would be alright they got that Caribbean hand eye co-ordination

that struggle dribble

it hurt to do it but jigga slander often requires shooting into a crowd

do as you must

 

[dennis roadman]

that struggle dribble


do as you must

the ball bounces up to his chest. wont hate tho, i have zero hops. those PEDs must be working (slandering ethnic heroes left and right, take that @Don Rhymus )

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

that struggle dribble

Not sure what a Basketball has to do with a cricket?

 

[gho3st]

http://www.goal.com/en/news/9/engla...ottenham-winger-bale-says-ronaldo-is-his-idol
it all makes sense now.

The hairstyle and his Free-kick stance(and form) didn't give that away?



Wonder if Ronaldo will get "single white female" vibes from Bale if Bale decides to take a FK at RM...

 

[mastermind]

Not sure what a Basketball has to do with a cricket?

hand-eye coordination

thats usually what off the boat Caribbean people lack when they play sports in the US.

 

[SCORCH]

that struggle dribble

@Don Rhymus your boy Usain really needs to pay that 50k and go down to the Drogba camp this summer.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

you aint a yank if you never wound up like hideo nomo and nearly took your friend's head off, then tried to dennis eckersley your way through the rest of the game like

Should of took roids then innit

 

[Montez]

Usain

We play on grass man, we don't do courts and wood brehs, this is beyond a reach at this point.

 

[SubZeroDegrees]

Just looked up Ronaldo's pitch to see whether or not he embarrassed himself like Drake did that time.

that was a clear strike tbh.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

hand-eye coordination

thats usually what off the boat Caribbean people lack when they play sports in the US.

Dey shottas why you tink tey use Uzis & Mac's for.



Cricket fundaments are closer to Baseball then basketball are, which was the point, you ol lets get technical ass slag

 

[Jax]

That isnt nothing groundbreaking, hes been a C dot rip off for a while, just without the strong weaker foot and those Olive Skin good looks, while Bale looks like an extra from Planet of The Apes.

he might be faster than Ronaldo though

 

[dennis roadman]

Should of took roids then innit

the roids in my elementary school playground were low quality tbh

Usain

We play on grass man, we don't do courts and wood brehs, this is beyond a reach at this point.

not to mention wearing shoes





im done

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I've never thought of that, it's funny. Jamaican kids usually get fed to track teams when they move here.

It's like no one has ever paused to think "Wait a second...." and taught a yout a four-seam. You're more likely to see some six-three yawdboi struggle-double-dribbling (you know what I'm talking about, them two hand joints followed by the extra broken jumper) than seeing a kid from a country that plays a bat sport with a bat in his hand.

I moved to the suburbs of all suburbs when I was ten brehs. I got that Randy Johnson lanky lefty sidearm.

I'm right-handed doe

My lifetime era would probably reflect this

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

the roids in my elementary school playground were low quality tbh

Conte came out with the clear cream/gel a bit too late

 

[SCORCH]

Most athletes really ain't with the dualities.

@horse. kills come get your boy Mata breh.