Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - RIP Diogo Jota

[Roaden Polynice]

How did you not get laid sending messages to "chill" ?

 

[KOTK]

How did you not get laid sending messages to "chill" ?

What're the odds none of them needed weed?

 

[Grams]

It's POF I'm not tryna be on some cassanova steez. And it was more words than "chill" but I was just too lazy to type it out, yeah?

 

[KOTK]

It's POF I'm not tryna be on some cassanova steez. And it was more words than chill but I was just too lazy to type it out, yeah?

I haven't used the site seriously but when I trolled a bit (jbo thread) if you get this thing that autoclicks every few seconds (link in the thread) and stick it on the "would like to meet" button you should get a fair few women interested. Lazier than sending a short message but goes through waaaay more people.

 

[mastermind]

I haven't used the site seriously but when I trolled a bit (jbo thread) if you get this thing that autoclicks every few seconds (link in the thread) and stick it on the "would like to meet" button you should get a fair few women interested. Lazier than sending a short message but goes through waaaay more people.

yeah, this is one way too.

 

[frush11]

Bet. I was starting to think I was ugz

Think, you probably are

 

[frush11]

Ehh, season is too facking long tbh. Playing 82 regular season games is a joke, if they're meaningless why are there so many of them ffs?

To make money, i guess. 41 home games for everyone.

 

[mastermind]

Think, you probably are

 

[Grams]

Think, you probably are

 

[frush11]

It's all good, some of us gotta be ugly, just depend on what kinda ugly you are.

Me i'm kinda fugly, you know a little ugly but I have some cuteness, and some nice features, so i'm nowhere near gross, and with a bit a charm and my unique charisma, I can pull the right good looking chick, the diamond in the rough types, not the obvious ones.

 

[Grams]

Don't try to put your own insecurities on me b

 

[frush11]

Nah I ain't, i'm good, but when chicks on sites like that ain't checking for you, then, just face it breh, you ain't cute.

 

[Grams]

fock is going on with OFT today

 

[gho3st]

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Well given the odds of these type of things, you probably are facially challenged tbf..

It's ok, I've trawled the pages of the dude thread (and the babe thread, relax) on here. a bit meh all around.