Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[mastermind]

I need to find a gif of that goal....if you look at it closely you can see a slight hesitation on his part , like he ran a quick scenario check in his head before he slid in " If i score i gotta keep playing this shytty competition aight i'll only put slight effort into it that way if the Inter defenders clear it off we'll mark it as bad luck.....*slides* too much "

Gotta go with Walker.

Kyle Walker Amazing Sportsmanship (Sarcasm) - YouTube

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

you can tell Spurs are missing Sandro out there. Parker is no threat at all on the ball
Its pick the ball, run with it for the length of the field and loses the ball right in front of the opposing team's box.....And "bravely" runs back to defend.

When he does those pirouettes, its not like he's going to pass the ball forward to running player. he does it and pass the ball backwards...everytime!

On Abramovich : Firing Roberto Di Matteo has got to be his worse decision yet. Not only that but Replacing him with Rafa?

RDM only got the job out of pity anyway. Roman didnt want him, at best he was probably between 4-5th choice to get the job. Well run clubs dont wait over a month/6 weeks to appoint the breh who just won you CL trophy. Chelsea have already played 54-55 competitive games this season and we only just about half way thru march

 

[SCORCH]

Terry looks so

Turning circle of an oil tanker.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Terry looks so

Turning circle of an oil tanker.

1 more, just 1 more year to go

 

[SCORCH]

1 more, just 1 more year to go

Srsly wouldn't be surprised if something happens this summer. Rafa's exposed him to the board.

 

[mastermind]

Srsly wouldn't be surprised if something happens this summer. Rafa's exposed him to the board.

yeah right



in saying that, your brehs need to score a couple of goals and stop fukking around

 

[SCORCH]

yeah right



in saying that, your brehs need to score a couple of goals and stop fukking around

We'll get one to win on the night just to save face and go out bravely on away goals like Arsenal :barack:

EDIT: And there you go

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Terry looks so

Turning circle of an oil tanker.

 

[SCORCH]

Coli jinx

 

[gho3st]

1 more, just 1 more year to go

him and Lampard are like herpes, they'll never go away


Everytime the manager sits Lampard, the team plays well for a period. But once they struggle, Lampard comes in, could be shyt for a whole game but scores a crucial goal then the pressure is on the manager to start him the next game

The manager tries to make a stand, sits Terry, the defense fukks up in one game the pressure is on the manager to start him the next game

 

[mastermind]

c'mon JT. Head in another

 

[BonafideDefacto]

If these motherfukkers lose, I refuse to put the game on my screen at work. Might make these cats here at work scarred. How is Hernando Slorres doing? My chelsea brehs, we need this:CHELSEAFC:

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

Torres back

 

[Roid Jones]

Torres

 

[yoyoyo1]