Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[SCORCH]

As central midfielders Lampard and Gerrard have always been pretty crap.

Gerrard, like scorcher says is a headless chicken, Lampard is just too immobile and dim witted.

As luxury CAM's both are great, but Gerrard is much better, has won games/trophies on his own. Lampard has never done anything of the sort.

Turrible windup

Lampard's played the bulk of his Chelsea career as a LCM with defensive duties. His defensive game is underrated as fukk. He's a great tackler and covers his fullback well.

Last 3 months of this season he's played in a 2 with Mikel and excelled. Look at the CL final, him and Mikel were triffic.

 

[Gilver]

Bore off scorcher, Lampard is a fat mess.

 

[SCORCH]

a system nobody vs a creative, unpredictable, brilliant footballer? Lampard is west brom hoofing status if not for drogba chesting down passes to him inside the box m8. meanwhile gerrard is Zidane's favorite footballer.



your line of thinking is exactly what's wrong with english football. lads like jordan henderson and andy carroll will show u the way


brennan rodgas

Gerrard = jack of all trades, master of none

Never made a position his own. Just didn't have the brain or talent to do it.

His career is practically over already btw. Lampard at the same age was beasting having his highest goalscoring season leading his team to the League and Cup double.

 

[Gilver]

The greatest disappointment to me about the Hazard signing, being a great advocate of creative singing from the stands is that Chelsea are so uncreative that they won't make him a song out of this




It's got a great tune for a football song imo.


I expect a rousing song of "Hazard! Hazard! Hazard!" though, to be sure.

 

[mastermind]

Lampard's played the bulk of his Chelsea career as a LCM with defensive duties. His defensive game is underrated as fukk. He's a great tackler and covers his fullback well.

 

[SCORCH]

Songs are for gays, we'll just chant his name ad nauseam

HAZARD! HAZARD! HAZARD! HAZARD!



I really played a blinder with that reverse jinx.

 

[SCORCH]

Somebody needed to while Makelele was playmaking.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

1st day of pre season Terry gunna tell Hazard

What's Belgium famous for? Chocolates and child abuse, and they only invented the chocolates to get to the kids.

 

[Gilver]

Who'd want to be Belgian though, you'd have to learn at least 2 c*nting languages.


But a good question, which are typically the better footballers, the dutch belgians, or the french belgians?

 

[yoyoyo1]

breh, walloon vs flanders aint no joke

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fukking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.

 

[Gilver]

Well mad mates!


edit: farking non embedding c*nts

 

[yoyoyo1]

missed that racism/euro thread, coates's "rumble in the jungle" post might be the finest troll post i've ever had the pleasure of reading from him.

 

[yseJ]

missed that racism/euro thread, coates's "rumble in the jungle" post might be the finest troll post i've ever had the pleasure of reading from him.

yea it was grade A trolling

btw did anyone push an idea for an all soccer subforum here ?

 

[yoyoyo1]

this euro 2012 nonsense reminds me of the copa america in colombia, where people got shook and nothing happened

maybe in the polish league with 3000 fans a game theres even a minority there



@ talking about "ULTRAS" jesus that shyt sounds like champions league on fox

are the english really this clueless when it comes to support?

so poland and ukraine basically... england in the 80s, yeh?