Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Slotification of Liverpool is nearly complete

[blues_funk_reggae]

Yesterday I see headlines about Spain leaving UEFA, today I see reports of this fool's mom being on a hunger strike

These are supposed to be ''adults'' handling this situation

 

[Black Magisterialness]

Since you can't look at it from woman's perspective then let me put it to you this way.

If your wife's boss took her by the back of her head, kissed her on the mouth

And also picked her up to celebrate

Would you classify it as innocuous? Would you dap him up?

Exactly...I'm not gonna honor dude's reply to you with a response because it's head ass.

But that's what I'm saying. shyt is gross as fukk and he's lucky this isn't some non-league foolishness. Dude woulda got tuned up. Like COME ON.

 

[TobiOT]

FFS.

By the way,We wont sign Amrabat.

It gets worse everyday.

 

[SCORCH]

at Reiss Nelson liking that.

Players know wassup five minutes into training with somebody.

Reiss and all the other guys struggling to get minutes after that first session with Havertz

 

[nyknick]

Poor Pablo Zabaleta is going to have to grow his hair and beard out so he doesnt get called a sex pest

 

[SCORCH]

That nicca looked like Ats (RIP )

Deepfakes going crazy.

 

[nyknick]

37m fee if you want to make it permanent.

We'll send you Tammy Abraham back instead if Lukaku doesn't go AWOL

 

[SCORCH]

We'll send you Tammy Abraham back instead if Lukaku doesn't go AWOL

I would take this in a heartbeat. Bring Tammy home.

 

[EA]

at Reiss Nelson liking that.

Players know wassup five minutes into training with somebody.

Reiss and all the other guys struggling to get minutes after that first session with Havertz

Arteta is gonna nuke our season by changing the system to accommodate Havertz

 

[TobiOT]

 

[Ukbrotha]

It gets worse everyday.

Can we have a 6 week break and restart the season please.

 

[OneManGang]

at Reiss Nelson liking that.

Players know wassup five minutes into training with somebody.

Reiss and all the other guys struggling to get minutes after that first session with Havertz

I don’t see anyone talking about this online yet, like on Reddit

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Surprised it took so long

 

[nyknick]

It's either that or a former Ajax left back

Honestly I wouldn't mind Cucurella, maybe he regains a bit of form

 

[ThrobbingHood]

at Reiss Nelson liking that.

Players know wassup five minutes into training with somebody.

Reiss and all the other guys struggling to get minutes after that first session with Havertz

He’s the step child that no one in the blended family messes with. The kind that can only eat glutton free pizza making things complicated. And weekend dad Arteta, is trying too hard to assimilate him.