Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - New season, same old United

[Low End Derrick]

Man U are so doodoo. How they got top 4 is beyond me.

I fully expect them to play the CL anthem to celebrate qualifying at the end of the game, like a small club.

 

[CEO of Morgan Industries]

Man U are so doodoo. How they got top 4 is beyond me.

Ten Hag is how. Elite manager IMO.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Weird half. Really poor on the ball but some moments of quality to get us ahead. With what Chelsea are doing to us I can't imagine what that cup final will be like. Here's hoping we catch city on a bad day. I don't wish bad injuries on anyone but Antony was an eyesore before coming off. Sancho was pretty bad too and Bruno's security on the ball is sometimes laughable. Midfield needs someone more solid next to Casemiro. Here's hoping they close out this win.

 

[SCORCH]

Mudryk

He needs two seasons out on loan.

 

[TobiOT]

Weird half. Really poor on the ball but some moments of quality to get us ahead. With what Chelsea are doing to us I can't imagine what that cup final will be like. Here's hoping we catch city on a bad day. I don't wish bad injuries on anyone but Antony was an eyesore before coming off. Sancho was pretty bad too and Bruno's security on the ball is sometimes laughable. Midfield needs someone more solid next to Casemiro. Here's hoping they close out this win.

Eriksen has no mobility and Bruno does those stupid flicks for no reason.

Casemiro suffering out there.

 

[TobiOT]

Man U are so doodoo. How they got top 4 is beyond me.

I fully expect them to play the CL anthem to celebrate qualifying at the end of the game, like a small club.

Our home form carried us.

 

[DapMeUp!]

Mudryk

He needs two seasons out on loan.

 

[Formerly known as...]

What's up with this pitch? Everyone slipping all over the place.

Groundsman put to much water on the pitch. Weather been nice and dry but he over did it with the water and now players are slipping

 

[SCORCH]

Enzo

You really should thank us for saving you from a monumental L.

 

[Formerly known as...]

Weird half. Really poor on the ball but some moments of quality to get us ahead. With what Chelsea are doing to us I can't imagine what that cup final will be like. Here's hoping we catch city on a bad day. I don't wish bad injuries on anyone but Antony was an eyesore before coming off. Sancho was pretty bad too and Bruno's security on the ball is sometimes laughable. Midfield needs someone more solid next to Casemiro. Here's hoping they close out this win.

Yeah de Jong would be golden but he isn't leaving Barca now so we need to find someone like him.

 

[TobiOT]

Bruno can't finish his chances anymore.

Last time he bottled the chance to finish the game against a London club. We fukking drew.

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Luke Shaw sub a precaution

 

[TobiOT]

Wan Bissaka.


We need Harry Kane in this team ASAP.

 

[Low End Derrick]

 

[TobiOT]

Sancho much better on the right.