Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - RIP Diogo Jota

[Montez]

My mate played for them

Was his name Curtis, Monday, or Viv?

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

He's apparently being touted around for a loan with an option to buy at the moment. Transfer never made any sense.

Talented but jsut aint built for that top footballer life.

 

[SCORCH]

Laudrup did alright at Getafe and kept Mallorca up considering they were super fukked.



@ me forgettin Bobby Martinez, but Roman would give him 6 months and his 1st b2b defeats and hes gone.

Martinez the best option. Only managers we're signing now are those out of work like Benitez and those trying to move up like AVB, Martinez etc.

No ones leaving a top job to come here.

 

[KOTK]

I think we all know the person most likely to be caught via CCTV smashing Roman's daughter.

Graham Rix.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Was his name Curtis, Monday, or Viv?

Pavel Kovac.


I stopped watchin Dream Team after the 3rd-4th season.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Dig them quotes up playboy...ooohhhhh that's right SOHH's down. Guess we'll have to take my word for it

SOHH going down is a god send . A year and a half of me being entirely logical, sensical, and realistic about Shinji Kagawa's impact on our team up in the air.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Graham Rix.

Packet of sweets and a

 

[SCORCH]

Talented but jsut aint built for that top footballer life.

He looked good in pre-season too. Panic buy once Champions League looked unlikely late last season. He's had his injury problems as well though so it hasn't been the clubs fault all the way.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Martinez the best option. Only managers we're signing now are those out of work like Benitez and those trying to move up like AVB, Martinez etc.

No ones leaving a top job to come here.

Top name will come if they have an ex-wife to pay off

 

[mastermind]

Dig them quotes up playboy...ooohhhhh that's right SOHH's down. Guess we'll have to take my word for it

 

[SCORCH]

SOHH going down is a god send . A year and a half of me being entirely logical, sensical, and realistic about Shinji Kagawa's impact on our team up in the air.

It's a fresh start for all of us

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

He looked good in pre-season too. Panic buy once Champions League looked unlikely late last season. He's had his injury problems as well though so it hasn't been the clubs fault all the way.

Story of career.

iirc he got injured just before the WC last time, when he was being rated as Messi and better than Ozil

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

when this thread moves quickly. And no games are on either atm

 

[KOTK]

At some point during this window we should commit to making threads about every transfer rumour going.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

when this thread moves quickly. And no games are on either atm

This shyt moves fastest when there is no game on. Usually takes one random as fukk reference that we all for some reason know entirely too much about.

Like really, for you UK brehs it's alright, but what the fukk are me and massuhmind doing ripping off Dream Team references? I don't even know how/where I watched the shyt.