Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - New season, same old United

[Ill-Yaz]

What am I missing? 3 guys tried to talk down on Adam but he held his own.

 

[TobiOT]

 

[mastermind]

We really signed Man City's worst technical forward and expected him to significantly change our fortunes upfront.

Same guy Pep had more or less attacking the back post at volume and trying to score enough tap-ins to justify having a role in the team.

We rolled out the red carpet for that guy.

How did you all not go after Gabriel Jesus?

 

[mastermind]

Spoiler

 

[mastermind]

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

How did you all not go after Gabriel Jesus?

They came in too late by that time they had decided to go to Arsenal. According to his agent.

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

Got invited to the fifa 23 beta

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

When the Internet is good.

 

[SCORCH]

havertz has been ass as well dude still living off that goal in porto

*Havertz has always been ass. This isn't a loss of form, it's his actual level. Absolutely horrendous footballer.

How did you all not go after Gabriel Jesus?

Sounds like Arsenal had the deal in the works from March and they sold him on the project.
Meanwhile Petr Cech who was still the technical director in May/June was talking about Lukaku being a better player in the coming season.

 

[nyknick]

 

[TobiOT]

These team line ups.

 

[J Money]

mctominay and eriksen midfield?

this fool ain't gonna last long i can tell

even the CB partnership you wanna try this lil experiment of yours against Liverpool of all teams?

 

[NSSVO]

Rashford at striker is crazy lmao

 

[NSSVO]

mctominay and eriksen midfield?

this fool ain't gonna last long i can tell

Yeah he will. This isn’t on him

 

[Ill-Yaz]

Maguire dropped!

That's the first thing you got right this season ETH.