Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - New season, same old United

[MikelArteta]

Bet you if Ramos was still at Madrid he'd be out there on one leg

I know MLS is a retirement league meme, but PSG looking funny with some of these contacts. Has Wijnauldum even had a shirt printed with his name on the back yet?

this dude has played in 5 matches all year
after playing in like 20 plus for the previous 17 years

 

[Yayo Toure]

this dude has played in 5 matches all year
after playing in like 20 plus for the previous 17 years

Man came to PSG broken. Getting free money I can't hate.

 

[Yehuda]

That pepe / paqueta head clash was brutal

I thought it didn't seem that bad for Pepe cause Paquetá's face was all bloody and shyt yet he's the one who didn't return after half-time.

 

[Sinnerman]

Should be a good one

 

[dappadonna]

Vini better turn up

 

[African_brehda]

So you basically Adam Johnson/Gylfi Siguardsson.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Urban Dictionary: Rapist Touch

 

[Saysumthinfunnymike]

thought da gawd MBappe had something there..

 

[dappadonna]

Maan every time Mbappe gets the ball

 

[Trajan]

thought da gawd MBappe had something there..

Great reaction and touch to do something with that ball

 

[African_brehda]

Urban Dictionary: Rapist Touch

oh the Greenwood?

 

[African_brehda]

Marquinhos thinking he’s Busquets

 

[Yehuda]

Carvajal's gonna be the death of Real Madrid tonight.

 

[NSSVO]

For a game to be this open you would think a goal is imminent

 

[Trajan]

PSG pinging that ball around nicely