Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - RIP Diogo Jota

[OneManGang]

Wonder when someone will go on a shanking spree over here.

This guy i work with, he's properly angry 24/7, serious problems, bit of a weirdo too, wears armour and messes about with swords in his spare time. Swear this guy is primed to come in one day bearing swords, dressed in samurai armour.

Ffffffreaaaaak. Omg.

This dude is hilarious.

 

[Roaden Polynice]

happened in a Chinese school today.

BREAKING: Indian katara-man slices 20 in Bombay.

 

[Gilver]

just keep playing sisqo - "unleash the dragon" till the inevitable happens... he waps it out

But what are his views on guns? Start talking about all the guns you've fired and see what he says. If he doesn't like them, subtly undermine him for the rest of your time together.

Breh is crazy, proper angry man. 2nd only to this crazy scouse guy but that's another story.

I don't talk to the guy that much, consider myself too cool n all that.

Other day he unwrapped a package for himself, out came a thick suit with tassle things all over it, he tried it on, turns out it's an armour suit, the plates tie to the suit, he was commenting to his equally weird, i assume they like each other out of common weirdness, mate that this is where certain plates and pieces attach, while i sat s******ing nearby at how lame he is :smug:

But anyway this proves he's already planning his attack.

I'm bout to tool up, gon pack a screwdriver in my boxers tomorrow.

 

[Capitol]

You might need more than a screwdiver to fukk with a sword breh

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Aw man I thought mastermind was making a joke about the chinese school slicing

What a day

 

[KOTK]

You might need more than a screwdiver to fukk with a sword breh

Unscrew the blade from the handle

 

[mastermind]

Aw man I thought mastermind was making a joke about the chinese school slicing

What a day

"Who's jokin? Rakim never joked, so why should I loc?"


except when I am joking



but yeah, this has been a very sad day.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Unscrew the blade from the handle

 

[KOTK]

Two things trending on twitter:
#pullacracker
#pipemasters

 

[Roaden Polynice]

BBC Sport - Fifa refuses to back Lionel Messi or Godfrey Chitalu for goal record



Zambia trollin

 

[Grams]

https://twitter.com/Martink2012Mk

I gotta find the video man was in

 

[Roid Jones]

BBC Sport - Fifa refuses to back Lionel Messi or Godfrey Chitalu for goal record



Zambia trollin

Godfrey Chitalu>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Messi, true story

 

[Roaden Polynice]

ALiiiiiiiiiii :african:

 

[Capitol]

Couldn't even get in the other half and a great pass by Toure suddenly changes the game

 

[Pindatail onadonkey]

City looking fluid