Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[BelieveBeOK]

Ever since Lee Grant mentioned no Man Utd player having dessert when Ronaldo arrived, Luke Shaw has been getting cooked all day.

Don't know how I missed this when it first came out but this was the menu from United's pre-season hotel/camp.

It just had to be Shaw eating bread, a cheeseburger, chips and fries for dinner


Never much cared for a player's physique though. Rooney at times was in pretty bad shape for an athlete but it never affected his work rate or output on the pitch so it never mattered to me

 

[Gilver]

The idea that Luke Shaw is in any way 'out of shape' is ridiculous, our boy just thiccc.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Don't know how I missed this when it first came out but this was the menu from United's pre-season hotel/camp.

It just had to be Shaw eating bread, a cheeseburger, chips and fries for dinner


Never much cared for a player's physique though. Rooney at times was in pretty bad shape for an athlete but it never affected his work rate or output on the pitch so it never mattered to me

A fat woman is literally waiting to burst out of Shaw. His retirement look is going to be grim.

 

[Jamal514]

Don't know how I missed this when it first came out but this was the menu from United's pre-season hotel/camp.

It just had to be Shaw eating bread, a cheeseburger, chips and fries for dinner


Never much cared for a player's physique though. Rooney at times was in pretty bad shape for an athlete but it never affected his work rate or output on the pitch so it never mattered to me

I wonder what Gonzalo Higuain’s orders be looking like these days. He must be loving all that American fast food.

 

[MikelArteta]

goat anthem

 

[pete clemenza]

Question: What club does he play for?

Answer: Young Boys

 

[Lakerman0834]

CL WITH FANS IS BACK

 

[Gilver]

Donny looks a bit too eager.

You're dutch, chill out my man.

 

[Lakerman0834]

GOATNALDO

 

[BelieveBeOK]

I swear only Ronaldo scores those types of goals that go through the keeper. Amazing cross by Bruno

 

[MikelArteta]

ronaldo just knows where to be all the time

 

[Sinnerman]

That boy Ronnie

 

[TobiOT]

RONNIE!

 

[Ukbrotha]

That cross from Bruno.

CR7 just a goal magnet.

 

[Gilver]

That ball was sexual