I’ve been off the grid enjoying peace and calm in the Colorado wilderness over the last week. I come back to civilization and immediately lose my mind because of FIFA’s foolishness. This is the type of stuff high people sit around and discuss at 3 am while eating Jack In The Box.
Stoner 1: “Bro it would be so cool if football put players in a penalty box like they do in hockey ”
Stoner 2: “Yeah, like if you get a Yellow Card you get a 5 minute major. You know what else would be cool? If they stopped the clock like in basketball ”
Stoner 1: That’s a great idea
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