Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[Kunty McPhuck]

I fukking hate Rashford on free kicks...it's a direct free-kick and this nikka smashes it over the bar instead

The curious case of being able to hit the ball, but not put any touch on it.

 

[TobiOT]

No shots on target in the whole match and Lingard is injured.

 

[TobiOT]

The curious case of being able to hit the ball, but not put any touch on it.

He thinks he's C.Ronaldo

 

[TobiOT]

That PSG match was a curse. We haven't won an away game since then, so expect a Steve Bruce masterclass on Sunday

 

[TobiOT]

This is our no.10

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

He thinks he's C.Ronaldo

I remember C dot went like a year not scoring a freekick. I'm surprised he doesn't put more touch on them, like he did with the Spain goal last year.

 

[Ukbrotha]

This is our no.10

God airpus.

 

[analog]

For the :mjcry3: United fans, Champions' back!

Sit back and enjoy these laughs at others' expense

Spoiler

Yall can be the butt of the joke once your club returns to relevancy.

 

[Trajan]

Happy for wolves

Was about to advocate them throwing Europe in the bushes

 

[Trajan]

This is our no.10

After all his trash free kicks I'm surprised OGS doesn't have them sticking to some sort of training routine or just whipping it in.

I imagine as soon as they get a free kick outside the box players are asking themselves why even get in the box and nternally have the



Rashford really thinks he's a deadball specialist. Breh approaches the ball with so much confidence

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Alan Smith would be proud of Martinelli headed goals this season.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Rest of the PL scouts booking their flights to watch the Brasilian 2nd div at the weekend.

 

[TobiOT]

After all his trash free kicks I'm surprised OGS doesn't have them sticking to some sort of training routine or just whipping it in.

I imagine as soon as they get a free kick outside the box players are asking themselves why even get in the box and nternally have the



Rashford really thinks he's a deadball specialist. Breh approaches the ball with so much confidence

Look at the players when Rashford smashes, no emotion they just run back. They know he's and set pieces..just because he scored that long ranger against Cardiff and that one against Celta Vigo 2 years back

And Martinelli has scored more goals than Rashford in less games

Martinelli 4 goals in 3

Rashbeck 3 goals in 9

 

[dtownreppin214]

I'm ashamed of what's happened to United.

 

[TobiOT]

Rest of the PL scouts booking their flights to watch the Brasilian 2nd div at the weekend.

Except Man Utd, they only accept folks with red passports