Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - The Scriptures Prophesied the Messiah Plays 3-4-3

[KOTK]

Was it a nice house?

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

Missed the 2nd half last night as i decided it was meh so i went to some birds house.

I am a fukking clown(didn't even fukk her).

But the aim was to fukk her, cos you wouldn't go to a broads house to just talk and bake cakes

Spoiler

right?

 

[Clapsteel O'Neal]

You might've laid some crucial ground work?

On the flip side you might've done something that caused you to not fukk her that night or ever?

:kanyeshrug:

If you're in a broads house there shouldnt be any ground work to lay

 

[BOBN]

not to knock him, but the obvious comparison is vermaelen. dude does all the blood and thunder stuff, scores goals puts in hard tackles, makes runs into the box.... and neutrals and fans of other clubs will talk like he's our best defender, but koscielny shyts all over him. TV cost us games last season but the MOTD fans ain't really checkin for that.

I could have sworn you would not have kos over vermalean in some joint arsenal-spurs XI thing on sohh. Hey ho could be someone else.

Anyway hes been decent this season, dont mind kos having to wait a bit. But soon as the goals start going in, get kos back in there.

 

[Gilver]

I've been there before though lads so wasn't a huge deal. I got a bj i guess

But that did not make up for the moment when, i, keeping my phone from her reach, in order to check the scores(seriously ), in the knowledge of it being 1-0 City, saw it was 2-2 .

And we know how the story ends, 89 minutes read the clock on the LiveScore app, i was fuming, i'd missed a classic. But hey, i mean a draw right, meh...tick. 90 minutes read the time. The 2 turns to a 3.

It's fine m8, control yourself, was probably some own goal by that new defender of theirs or something. Hey ho, guess i'll check who scored it. *touch*

C.Ronaldo. 90th minute. The winner.

There was no redemption to be found in this situation, blow job was the least she could fukking do

 

[Gilver]

Speaking of that, same bird that laughed at Aguero twisting his knee?

No, different one. This ones from darn saaarf


And doesn't like football(or doesn't tolerate it at least)




Does anyone realise how frustrating it is to have your accent mocked by someone massively less intelligent than you? Infuriating tbf.

 

[Gilver]

While we're in the mood of macho "i be having the sex with the women lol" type bravado.

Another girl(who i can't really brag about, because mates i'm saying 2/10, even in my context of low standards and admittedly not being 'brad pitt' or w/e) text me the other day saying she was missing me and her bed smelled of me.

Now while i appreciate the sentiment and see what she meant...that has to be the most disgusting shyt i've ever read. My initial instinct was to to text back "err...my dikk still smells of you i guess ". But instead i just sat, laughing, in sheer shock and terror at the statement.

Hate that type of shyt.

 

[thatrapsfan]

"Joe Hart should stay in goal and make saves," Mancini said. "If anyone should criticise the team it should be me, not Joe Hart. I am the judge, not Joe Hart."

 

[mastermind]

if you arent fukking with her anymore, you should have said she needs to wash her bed sheets

 

[Gilver]

if you arent fukking with her anymore, you should have said she needs to wash her bed sheets

I really shouldn't be fukking with her anymore, but i'm stringing her along in case i have a weak moment on some cold rainy night

Plus, despite potential beliefs to the contrary on here, i'm actually really not a dikk, i don't have the heart to be so cruel

 

[NSSVO]

ima be at work for the united game I'll wake up to see the score in happiness though. Go hard, RVP.

 

[Gilver]

I may be at work for the Liverpool v United game should i not receive a miracle.

I'm at a crossroads. Do i go off sick? Am i that guy? What if i lose control thereafter and just go off sick for everything? It's a slippery slope.

But it's Liverpool v Man Utd ffs

 

[KingHurst]

kunty are u prepared for whats coming?




































































































u lads gettin wafa breh

 

[Yuzo Lightheart]

sub

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

kunty are u prepared for whats coming?

u lads gettin wafa breh

Its thru his agent is it not that said Wafa would take the job. I rate Wafa as a coach but he knows fukk all about signin players (he had more misses than hits) and his man management skills aint good its what people complain about him and what they doin with Allegri atm. Plus theres no money and we know Wafa aint goin to a club with no decent size budget.

Sounds more like Wafa and agent are sayin look at me dont forget me, i still coach.