Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - Arne Slot is a Bald Fraud

[Kunty McPhuck]

Son just blew an amazing opportunity at the start of Extra Time.

That Tottenham DNA

1-0 Son with the assist

Levy and Poch Poch like to Levy put in the call to end the game now.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

besmirch the midfield that got you to a CL final.

Keeping it real. That midfield ain't winning anything soon, that's why the Keita/Fabinho/Ox signings went down.

 

[Yayo Toure]

Happy for Son, that military service would've fukked up his career. Say what you want about Spurs but he's a top player.

Would've been funny though since he just signed a new deal.

 

[Yayo Toure]

Keeping it real. That midfield ain't winning anything soon, that's why the Keita/Fabinho/Ox signings went down.

But Fabinho cant even make the squad and Ox is out for the year.

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Keeping it real. That midfield ain't winning anything soon, that's why the Keita/Fabinho/Ox signings went down.

I know it isn't good enough, which I said and argued with my breh @Mané Swagincha about. But it is needed because Mane and Mo tend to switch off defensively. Milner and Henderson will give 110% effort.

I like TheOx but he isn't really an upgrade tbh. Lacks the tactical intelligence of Henderson, the delivery of Milner and the tekkers of Wijnaldum.

 

[blues_funk_reggae]

But Fabinho cant even make the squad and Ox is out for the year.

I'm well aware of this, but my point still stands.

 

[EQ.]

I'm dead at the Michy drawing

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[Kunty McPhuck]

Happy for Son, that military service would've fukked up his career. Say what you want about Spurs but he's a top player.

Would've been funny though since he just signed a new deal.

Son is a class player, will always be an erratic finisher, but can play anywhere across the front line.

The meme's and trolling of Spurs fans for not signing a player, would of been phuckery

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Japan just scored with six minutes left.

They just need one more goal to level it :lucaslima:

 

[TobiOT]

South Korea football team escape millitary service

 

[EQ.]

Woke up early for this, but my body is always ready for some Tottenham bottling

wake up early and worry about another man's military service bruhs

 

[THEREALBRAND]

Congrats to the Koreans, they deserved it

 

[steadyrighteous]

Yooo, I’m laughing so hard I can’t breathe.

Top 10 Tweet of all time

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

I'm dead at the Michy drawing

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• Reus looks like he's knows he has done himself a mischief.
• Griezmann looks like he's picking his nose and scratching his ball.
• Falcao looks like he been on the gear.
• Messi just realised no Iniesta or Xavi for the first time ever in his club career.
• Mbappe is fed up with Neymar ball hogging and Cavani missing good chances
• Salah just seen the Egyptian government still using his likeness without permission.
• The Gala players looks like a duck
• Robben looks injured/ill
• Iker knows he's stealing a living, being way past his best
• Sane looking like Huey from Boondocks
• AEK player looks like an Alt right ultra.
• Memphis looks swagged out
• Modric looks like he found out that C dot or Messi are winning the Ballon d'or again
• C dot looks like he is swag surfing.
• Fellaini looks high as phuck
• The Young Boys player like ,look at my phucking group.

 

[THEREALBRAND]

wake up early and worry about another man's military service bruhs

That was some high stakes s#it

That game was like watching the ultimate Japanese game show. Behind one door was a life of fame and luxury and behind the other was a strict, no-frills military lifestyle.