Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

yoyoyo1

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Fake Microphone

Has a loved one expressed interest in starting a podcast to give "their take" on American soccer? Did he or she even go so far as to ask for a podcasting microphone during this holiday season? Do the world a favor and get him this fake microphone. It plugs into the computer, flashes its little red light, and then ensures that whatever is said in that lonely home office stays there. As your little podcast personality goes on about how Klinsmann prefers Germany and MLS needs to accept promotion and relegation, you can rest easy knowing it's probably just a phase and no one will ever need to hear about it.

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aye, we got bamboozled @mastermind @yoyoyo1 he doesn't have an twitter:





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I like how Touchline Times's banner is simply "Fake News About Soccer"

At least put a little effort into it ffs.

Speaking of soccer jokes that cartoon The Guardian has added is fukking brilliant :mjcry:
 

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@horse. kills Have you had any "Man, shyt woulda been different :mjcry:" moments yet when characters think about the past?

Cersei and Jamie's twincest fukked up something potentially beautiful. Jamie was going to be married to Lysa Tully. The Lannisters, Tully's, and Stark's would all have been fam bruh :mjcry:
 

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Roque Santa Cruz signing with Cruz Azul and will make more than Dinho :dahell:

so glad these mexican teams are acting like fools, MLS dodging potential bullets left and right
 

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@horse. kills Have you had any "Man, shyt woulda been different :mjcry:" moments yet when characters think about the past?

Cersei and Jamie's twincest fukked up something potentially beautiful. Jamie was going to be married to Lysa Tully. The Lannisters, Tully's, and Stark's would all have been fam bruh :mjcry:

And the Lannisters still would have been deceitful as fukk the entire time.
Then again I'm on book 1, so what do I know?
*accepts my late pass*
 

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Lampard staying :russ:

way to get off on the right foot, Chivas NYC. Shame on you MLS.

This is where I stop blindly following "for the good of the game" , when they learned their mistakes from before and still do it anyway.
 
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