Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - RIP Diogo Jota

[yoyoyo1]

the banter is flyin 2nite m8s

"Liverpool play Bulgarian side PFC Ludgorets Razgrad tonight in the Champions League... If you're not sure who they are, they're a small club from Merseyside who haven't won the league in 25 years."

 

[SCORCH]

I wonder what @yoyoyo1 changed his name to.

From Santiago to Peter or some other wack shyt I bet.

 

[Roadie pipeher]

@SCORCH @Gilver or @Grams or any other brehs applying for jobs now/in the near future

please do NOT call to confirm that they received your resume

like im not fukkin busy i'm offering a job to reduce my workload

had this woman call me twice to talk to me, said "i'd like to talk to you in person" like SHE was the one to schedule an interview


then she called our corporate office downtown, i get a text saying this woman callin for me, man like horse bouta call her in just to tell her to stop fukkin callin

another one emailed me and called 30 SECONDS LATER

one time this dude emailed me in response to a help wanted ad and said "im not sure if i'd be good at this job, but i'd sure like to try!"

like im gonna spend time and money training some idiot who just wants to try

anyway, let's talk job hunting. i realized posting help wanted ads really brings out the morons of society.

you got one of these...

 

[Julius Skrrvin]

I have an ethnic name and I also got more offers after after I turned my name Into some cac shyt

 

[yoyoyo1]

I wonder what @yoyoyo1 changed his name to.

From Santiago to Peter or some other wack shyt I bet.

nah breh, tbh I was named after a prolific, and some may even say legendary, english striker in the 70s and 80s

my parents weren't some stupid immigrants who give their kids ethnic names in an english speaking country

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Employers are quick to hire Marieke Janckowkovicz but let someone name be Ha'Sean Clinton-Dix and watch the resume get Kobe'd in the trash

I'mma keep it 100. I wouldn't even accept a instagram follow from a nikka named Ha'sean

 

[gho3st]

Is @gho3st still cheating at virtual betting games?

shyt got boring. Dont know what @concise ever gained from that?

 

[Yayo Toure]

I'mma keep it 100. I wouldn't even accept a instagram follow from a nikka named Ha'sean

 

[SCORCH]

I have an ethnic name and I also got more offers after after I turned my name Into some cac shyt

#Pain

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I was named after a 1990 Nobel laureate

 

[Grams]

I'mma keep it 100. I wouldn't even accept a instagram follow from a nikka named Ha'sean

And Mike Brown was a superthug criminal because of the QuikTrip video and black people look foolish supporting action against his unjustified killer is it

 

[yoyoyo1]

I was named after a 1990 Nobel laureate

Mikhail , that is gangster

 

[SCORCH]

I always had @Don Rhymus down as a Partrick or Winston

 

[Roaden Polynice]

nah breh, tbh I was named after a prolific, and some may even say legendary, english striker in the 70s and 80s

my parents weren't some stupid immigrants who give their kids ethnic names in an english speaking country

Luther

 

[gho3st]

Must be nice to be an oil rich country like Qtar. 45B to build a new city just like that.