I had the moment the other night. Saw my ex(who came to same uni as me while we were together) IN DA CLUB...
Just so happened i was with the new girl i'm seeing who is better looking by all accounts. I looked her right, DEAD in the eye then simply blanked her existence.
I did it with conviction
I did it for any man who ever went through the struggle
Speaking of struggle she was looking real struggle like herself
About an hour later she text me asking if that was the girl i'm seeing, just replied "Yeah bbz, hope you enjoy uni, try not to text me again tho ok hun? xoxo"
Took her out with drunk precision
Got some garbled drunk reply about her being happy which was fooling no one, got sharply deleted then i went on with my life.
On another note i'm off to piss in a cup this morning, bouts ta find out if i've given the new girl i'm seeing a shiny STD to get us off on the right foot