Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

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Remember Swaggatelli guys? And just Mario Balotelli in general?

That was pretty embarrassing. I'm not gonna lie. But goddamnit, if OFT can't do self-aware then no one can.

I'm just glad I never posted in that Mario Balotelli thread in TLR

Has it been upped?

 

[Roaden Polynice]

Has it been upped?

Nah, I just remember it being really long. Might've been on the old board, the one before Xenforo

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Brb, taking a cold shower.

You are quite correct, but classicism plays it part nowadays...

@horse. kills

Innercircles exist...

 

[Scottie Drippin]

I legit have to be the only person who never even thought he had that much potential to begin with.

I think every post I ever made about Balo had "hype makes no sense to me" in there somewhere (usually also an aside about Welbeck being a better player, which he is btw). I just didn't/don't get it brehs. What the fukk did/does this breh does that makes him look like the best forward in the world everyone thought he was some prayers and vitamins away from becoming. It's not even like he's an athletic freak.

I think it was just a giant mancrush.

Mans were just blinded.

And heres @Grams always complaining about #midnight having no benefits.

If Balo was lightskin he would have been in the bushes as the soft, soft soft, SUPER soft, INEXPLICABLY SAWFT, non-talented tabloid job he is. Balo is the millenials very own Anna Kornikova. But because he looks like Digimon Hansolo brehs and cacs alike worldwide just believed he had that ungodly tribal blackletecism and an unyielding fire in his heart.

The truth is being hidden by the darkness.

 

[SCORCH]

 

[concise]

And heres @Grams always complaining about #midnight having no benefits.

If Balo was lightskin he would have been in the bushes as the soft, soft soft, SUPER soft, INEXPLICABLY SAWFT, non-talented tabloid job he is. Balo is the millenials very own Anna Kornikova. But because he looks like Digimon Hansolo brehs and cacs alike worldwide just believed he had that ungodly tribal blackletecism and an unyielding fire in his heart.

The truth is being hidden by the darkness.

 

[dennis roadman]

i wanted balotelli to do well because of the factor for racist italians and the factor for little african immigrant italian kids

but in the "swagotelli" era, my wet blanket posts always went ignored. mostly because nobody in there ever actually watched him play

i'll admit euro 2012 was when i thought he was finally ready to show up

 

[Jax]

Atleti playing FC Uefalona on the last game of the season

 

[SCORCH]

@Don Rhymus I used to tell my brehs in 2009/2010 that Sturridge was better than Balotelli and I'd get laughed out the room.

One of them used to tell me Bojan was better than Sturridge

Just looked up Bojan on wiki and he's scored 4 goals in the fukking Eredivise this season

 

[gho3st]

I legit have to be the only person who never even thought he had that much potential to begin with.

I think every post I ever made about Balo had "hype makes no sense to me" in there somewhere (usually also an aside about Welbeck being a better player, which he is btw). I just didn't/don't get it brehs. What the fukk did/does this breh does that makes him look like the best forward in the world everyone thought he was some prayers and vitamins away from becoming. It's not even like he's an athletic freak.

I think it was just a giant mancrush.

Mans were just blinded.

nah i dont agree with that. The hype that he'd gotten as a young player was well deserved. I think people considering him as one of the best forwards in the world has more to do with the type of player he should be(given his talent) rather than the player than he actually is.

@Don Rhymus I used to tell my brehs in 2009/2010 that Sturridge was better than Balotelli and I'd get laughed out the room.

One of them used to tell me Bojan was better than Sturridge

Just looked up Bojan on wiki and he's scored 4 goals in the fukking Eredivise this season

what were u saying when Sturridge was about to be sold to Liverpool though ?

 

[Scottie Drippin]

@Don Rhymus I used to tell my brehs in 2009/2010 that Sturridge was better than Balotelli and I'd get laughed out the room.

One of them used to tell me Bojan was better than Sturridge

Just looked up Bojan on wiki and he's scored 4 goals in the fukking Eredivise this season

His fukking career

Teams have for three years now got him for free then when it's time to commit they hit the

This nikka Bojan is the neighborhood thot

 

[mastermind]

owning DC like always

 

[Ari Gold Bawse]

I legit have to be the only person who never even thought he had that much potential to begin with.

I think every post I ever made about Balo had "hype makes no sense to me" in there somewhere (usually also an aside about Welbeck being a better player, which he is btw). I just didn't/don't get it brehs. What the fukk did/does this breh does that makes him look like the best forward in the world everyone thought he was some prayers and vitamins away from becoming. It's not even like he's an athletic freak.

I think it was just a giant mancrush.

Mans were just blinded.

And heres @Grams always complaining about #midnight having no benefits.

If Balo was lightskin he would have been in the bushes as the soft, soft soft, SUPER soft, INEXPLICABLY SAWFT, non-talented tabloid job he is. Balo is the millenials very own Anna Kornikova. But because he looks like Digimon Hansolo brehs and cacs alike worldwide just believed he had that ungodly tribal blackletecism and an unyielding fire in his heart.

The truth is being hidden by the darkness.

solid post

I miss that bytch

 

[SCORCH]

what were u saying when Sturridge was about to be sold to Liverpool though ?

I was glad he left because Chelsea treated him like shyt when he should have been leading the line.

Just a shame he went to that shower of shyt.

 

[thernbroom]

@Don Rhymus I used to tell my brehs in 2009/2010 that Sturridge was better than Balotelli and I'd get laughed out the room.

One of them used to tell me Bojan was better than Sturridge

Just looked up Bojan on wiki and he's scored 4 goals in the fukking Eredivise this season

i'm pretty sure balotelli would score 20+ under brendan's system