Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World

[Ari Gold Bawse]

Rooney?

Valencia first aswell

wheres Aubameyang

 

[gho3st]

Rooney?

look at his hair. this shyt is OLD

 

[SCORCH]

Valencia first aswell

wheres Aubameyang

Valencia was quick as fack tbf, he's slowed down a bit but is still a powerful runner.

look at his hair. this shyt is OLD

The kits give that away but he has never at any point in his career been fast enough to be on that list.

 

[yoyoyo1]

so I just about died laughing internally, but externally I was ....just kidding I was dying laughing externally too

no comment because we already know where everyone stands on this.



http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/17/f...-popularity-in-new-york-creative-circles.html

Spoiler

This is particularly evident in New York creative circles, where the game’s aesthetics, Europhilic allure and fashionable otherness have made soccer the new baseball — the go-to sport of the thinking class.

. Nowadays, smart-set types are expected to be conversant in European soccer. “It’s like the way you expect somebody to know what’s happening in ‘True Detective,’

“Any time I’m at a book party or reading, and soccer comes up in conversation, I find myself surrounded by young men in shabby-genteel, loosely fitting tweed jackets gushing over the Gunners

That may explain why, at 8:30 a.m. last Sunday, a lively crowd of supporters with tattoos and artfully rolled jeans showed up to Banter, a bar in Williamsburg, Brooklyn

I swear this could be the troll piece to end all troll pieces

 

[Scottie Drippin]

*some bullshyt*

Another fukkboy, make believe franchise that only some boardroom cacs actually want

Didn't you brehs just LOSE a hockey team To a place called Winnipeg which I'm still not sure actually exists Don't ya'll have a fukking playoff team that's third-to-last in attendance in the NBA Aren't you the battybwoi capital of the eastern coast of this great nation Aren't you the city of racists and c00ns that actually take the time of their day to apply ink-dipped quill to genuine, real life parchment to write Hank Aaron hate mail AND pay for the postage to send it to the man USING THE USPS IN GODDAMN 2014


You squad that doesn't exist
Your fans that don't exist
Your city for allowing Gladys Knight to exploit her own people with overpriced chicken and waffles
fukk peaches nikka who the fukk even checks for peaches like that whens the last time anybody ever fukking woke up like "Hmmmmmmm I'd love some fresh peach juice"
Your collective mommas aint shyt

ORLANDO. GODDAMN. CITY.

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[Microfracture]

Don't know about everyone else but I'm excited about the ATL Downlows coming to a city near you

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Valencia was quick as fack tbf, he's slowed down a bit but is still a powerful runner.

I remember seeing Valencia kick and run on Ashley Cole and I was like Cristiano couldn't do that

 

[mastermind]

My victory song>>>> the crap some of you posted

 

[SCORCH]

Another fukkboy, make believe franchise that only some boardroom cacs actually want

Didn't you brehs just LOSE a hockey team To a place called Winnipeg which I'm still not sure actually exists Don't ya'll have a fukking playoff team that's third-to-last in attendance in the NBA Aren't you the battybwoi capital of the eastern coast of this great nation Aren't you the city of racists and c00ns that actually take the time of their day to apply ink-dipped quill to genuine, real life parchment to write Hank Aaron hate mail AND pay for the postage to send it to the man USING THE USPS IN GODDAMN 2014


You squad that doesn't exist
Your fans that don't exist
Your city for allowing Gladys Knight to exploit her own people with overpriced chicken and waffles
fukk peaches nikka who the fukk even checks for peaches like that whens the last time anybody ever fukking woke up like "Hmmmmmmm I'd love some fresh peach juice"
Your collective mommas aint shyt

ORLANDO. GODDAMN. CITY.

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The pashun

I remember seeing Valencia kick and run on Ashley Cole and I was like Cristiano couldn't do that

He has torn Ashley to shreds in a couple games. Cole backing up and giving himself a 10 yard head start and still coming off second best.

 

[nomoreneveragain]

Also, a team with a payroll of New York shouldn't be starting a player as basura as Bradley Wright-Phillips.

You ever play the guy in FIFA?

That Speed

 

[mastermind]

so I just about died laughing internally, but externally I was ....just kidding I was dying laughing externally too

no comment because we already know where everyone stands on this.



http://www.nytimes.com/2014/04/17/f...-popularity-in-new-york-creative-circles.html

Spoiler

I swear this could be the troll piece to end all troll pieces

“Soccer is perfect for this neighborhood — it’s the alternative sport, it’s the too-cool sport,” said Michael Coogan, 30, a production assistant with flowing dark hair who lives nearby. “Williamsburg is too cool for everything.”

I would punch this guy in the throat if I ever saw him and got inebriated enough.

 

[yoyoyo1]

I would punch this guy in the throat if I ever saw him and got inebriated enough.

i'd like to see you try breh, those are some tough motherfukkers

maybe its doubly offensive to you bandwagon types, as if being one of those stereotypical hipsters wasnt enough, they are infringing on your favorite football teams as well

 

[mastermind]

i'd like to see you try breh, those are some tough motherfukkers

 

[Arrogance.]

... they named the fukking bar Banter.

 

[nomoreneveragain]

i'd like to see you try breh, those are some tough motherfukkers

maybe its doubly offensive to you bandwagon types, as if being one of those stereotypical hipsters wasnt enough, they are infringing on your favorite football teams as well

They cool peoples



I don't know about the rest of them lot though