Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - RIP Diogo Jota

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I saw that trailer for that sextape for that celebrity of yesteryear, that was the most glossed up production of a sex tape I think I've ever seen. Ok let's be real that was a fukking porno.

They're throwing 'sex tape' around too liberally now. Sextapes need a list of factors to qualify as a sex tape, grainy brownish footage, dirty socks, at least one person wearing sweats, a dilapidated couch where struggle cowgirl is carried out, shytty apartment floor lamps and overall shytty lighting, that patented doggystyle POV, the guy at some point fumbling with the camera in a side to side position painstakingly positioning the camera to receive the best shots.

If you don't have any of that, nope, that's a porno.
 
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