Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - Life and Death for South America, Pre-Season for Europe: The Club World Cup
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Sir Alex Ferguson retires and Liverpool bout to win a chip? 
I rate Cavani (hes not as good as Suarez tho) but tbh the lad isn't a fraud..on another day he would not miss those and score much tougher one but I aint gonna be like lads here who see a player have a bad game and call em a fraud for it and pay no attention to all the past work they put it in..at the end of the day these lads are human beings and sometimes have bad days or are not up for it
dennis roadman
nuclear war in my bag
they try to make us forget
but we wont
Grams
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Brehs my darkest moment (no pun intended) as a #MidnightBoy came in tonight's intramural match. I ask my breh through text what colors we were gonna be squadded up in at the game and he said white. I said #igghhhhttttttt and put on my black goalie pants with a white shirt. I knew I was gonna be diving on the turf a lot so I decided to wear a long sleeve under shirt underneath my white shirt. At first I put on the gray but it didn't look good no 
so I decided I'd swag out with the black pants, black long sleeves, white shirt combo. I looked in the mirror on some 
steez cuz I was looking tough as hell. MY DUMBASS forgot that keepers always wear a different color than the team so when we get in the middle of the field for the refs to give us instructions, he told me I had to take off my white tee.
Panic engulfed me brehs. I'm already black as fock. How would I look wearing all black ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT
I looked around like
and said "can I get a pinnie/pinny instead?
:lallana:"
The ref was like "
ok...but you have black long sleeves under it, just take off your shirt (pause) and you'll be fine"
Every body in their heads was like
"Fock wrong with this bwoi?"
I sighed and went to the sidelines where one of my teammate's girlfriend was watching me take off my shirt no
I was so embarrassed cuz she was watching me and I took off my gloves as slow as possible. I knew there was no turning back so under my breath I said "oh my fukking gawd" and went in my goal.
I pictured myself looking like
but said fukk it
IT WAS THE BEST GAME OF GOALIE I EVER PLAYED IN MY LIFE even though it was only the 2nd game of goalie I ever played. I was confident as hell, coming off my line and gobbling up balls (extra pause). Making saves, making emphatic clearances, commanding my line. It was incredible brehs. I was feeling like Courtois
This one breh was like the South Korean 5'6 CR7. Every time he got the ball on the wing, I was scared to bumba. He scored a goal on me from a tight angle but I couldn't even be mad at myself. It could've been classified as a scud missile. I heard some wasteman in the back say "you coulda saved that brooooo" but he didn't expect me to hear it. I heard it and as I was picking the ball out from the back of the net I said "it was a bullet, no I couldn't
" Other than that it was a great night.
so I decided I'd swag out with the black pants, black long sleeves, white shirt combo. I looked in the mirror on some steez cuz I was looking tough as hell. MY DUMBASS forgot that keepers always wear a different color than the team so when we get in the middle of the field for the refs to give us instructions, he told me I had to take off my white tee.Panic engulfed me brehs. I'm already black as fock. How would I look wearing all black ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT
I looked around like
and said "can I get a pinnie/pinny instead?
:lallana:"The ref was like "
ok...but you have black long sleeves under it, just take off your shirt (pause) and you'll be fine"Every body in their heads was like
"Fock wrong with this bwoi?"
I sighed and went to the sidelines where one of my teammate's girlfriend was watching me take off my shirt no
I was so embarrassed cuz she was watching me and I took off my gloves as slow as possible. I knew there was no turning back so under my breath I said "oh my fukking gawd" and went in my goal.I pictured myself looking like
but said fukk it
IT WAS THE BEST GAME OF GOALIE I EVER PLAYED IN MY LIFE even though it was only the 2nd game of goalie I ever played. I was confident as hell, coming off my line and gobbling up balls (extra pause). Making saves, making emphatic clearances, commanding my line. It was incredible brehs. I was feeling like Courtois
This one breh was like the South Korean 5'6 CR7. Every time he got the ball on the wing, I was scared to bumba. He scored a goal on me from a tight angle but I couldn't even be mad at myself. It could've been classified as a scud missile. I heard some wasteman in the back say "you coulda saved that brooooo" but he didn't expect me to hear it. I heard it and as I was picking the ball out from the back of the net I said "it was a bullet, no I couldn't
" Other than that it was a great night.
great story grams lad
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
In honor of #demthrones
punk hossa
punk hossa
He's been shyte for a minute. Living off pashun and not his actual play. Play the ball on the ground and you can beat him. He gets caught out of position too much. He hasn't played like 2012 Kompany for a while. Just want to say even though it would be by far the most painful outcome, Liverpool probably deserve the league.
Literally 
@ my no-effort reactionary Pacquiao troll thread having 200 posts
all that was needed was a match
Red Bulls vs Union on Wednesday, these are the matches I love. 5,000 people in the stands, only the hardcore.. it's like an invitation-only game! Reminds me of the Open Cup games except this year might see Red Bulls vs Cosmos and that would be
Cosmos a good team in their own right, won NASL and just destroyed ATL yesterday
@ my no-effort reactionary Pacquiao troll thread having 200 postsall that was needed was a match
Red Bulls vs Union on Wednesday, these are the matches I love. 5,000 people in the stands, only the hardcore.. it's like an invitation-only game! Reminds me of the Open Cup games except this year might see Red Bulls vs Cosmos and that would be
Cosmos a good team in their own right, won NASL and just destroyed ATL yesterday
tbh that pactard black jesus contributed to half the postsLiterally
all that was needed was a match
his blind love for pac is disturbing
You don't need our advices breh. If your hormone levels are dramatically rising when you see her, go for it.Does OFT rate her or nawl
Grams
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she looks smart. is she smart?
come on guy, so would anyone else. who turns people down like, this girl is a 6, I can do better and get with a 7I was just wondering
I would smash in a heartbeat
reminds me of this girl I saw for a while who looks like a worse version of that girl in the pic. she was like a 5, 6 at best. british with an oxbridge education, a goofy ass bytch who was mad smart and hyper, never have talked to someone who would have me second-guessing my intelligence and social skills like her. fukk the looks i was infatuated with everything else
No Receipts is her blog.
As @yoyoyo1 said : solid 6. Depending on the lightning, the clothes and the makeup, you could subtract or add up to a point
As @yoyoyo1 said : solid 6. Depending on the lightning, the clothes and the makeup, you could subtract or add up to a point