Brehs my darkest moment (no pun intended) as a #MidnightBoy came in tonight's intramural match. I ask my breh through text what colors we were gonna be squadded up in at the game and he said white. I said #igghhhhttttttt and put on my black goalie pants with a white shirt. I knew I was gonna be diving on the turf a lot so I decided to wear a long sleeve under shirt underneath my white shirt. At first I put on the gray but it didn't look good no
so I decided I'd swag out with the black pants, black long sleeves, white shirt combo. I looked in the mirror on some
steez cuz I was looking tough as hell. MY DUMBASS forgot that keepers always wear a different color than the team so when we get in the middle of the field for the refs to give us instructions, he told me I had to take off my white tee.
Panic engulfed me brehs. I'm already black as fock. How would I look wearing all black ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT
I looked around like
and said "can I get a pinnie/pinny instead?
:lallana:"
The ref was like "
ok...but you have black long sleeves under it, just take off your shirt (pause) and you'll be fine"
Every body in their heads was like
"Fock wrong with this bwoi?"
I sighed and went to the sidelines where one of my teammate's girlfriend was watching me take off my shirt no
I was so embarrassed cuz she was watching me and I took off my gloves as slow as possible. I knew there was no turning back so under my breath I said "oh my fukking gawd" and went in my goal.
I pictured myself looking like
but said fukk it
IT WAS THE BEST GAME OF GOALIE I EVER PLAYED IN MY LIFE even though it was only the 2nd game of goalie I ever played. I was confident as hell, coming off my line and gobbling up balls (extra pause). Making saves, making emphatic clearances, commanding my line. It was incredible brehs. I was feeling like Courtois
This one breh was like the South Korean 5'6 CR7. Every time he got the ball on the wing, I was scared to bumba. He scored a goal on me from a tight angle but I couldn't even be mad at myself. It could've been classified as a scud missile. I heard some wasteman in the back say "you coulda saved that brooooo" but he didn't expect me to hear it. I heard it and as I was picking the ball out from the back of the net I said "it was a bullet, no I couldn't
" Other than that it was a great night.