Sack wenger
Sack the medical staff (silent villains of the last 9 years)
Get rid of 70% of the squad
The teams done
Season over
I'm 100% officially wenger out now. This sh1t is embarassing, and we're in this position 150% because of wenger
Only have 1 legit first XI out of fear of stunting the growth of mediocre young players brehs
Don't get players better than the players already in your squad brehs
Offer £2 more than the buy out clause for a player you really want and think legitimately that you're not tsking the piss brehs
Spend a whole summer and january transfer window doing fucc all fully well knowing esp after jan the fixture schedule will get crazy brehs
Believe Diaby is the answer for multiple years brehs
Bulk at the price of legit talented players, buy multiple sh1te players that do nothing and collectively cost the same amount as the legit talented player and then go on to watch that legit player shine in the league and win trophies brehs
Continue to pay a medical and training team that are only stellar at keeping players fragile and injured brehs
Continue to buy mentally fragile, slow and imobile players brehs
White out your team brehs
Win the league unbeaten with a balance of nasty, agile, powerful and skillful players and then pour jelly on yourself and turn the team into the complete opposite of that and solely buy small weak imobile prissy players brehs
Become so frustrated that you resort to using forum cliche posts such as ending a statement with brehs brehs
Blow this team up, its done