Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - It's Amad World
how is that even possible? Dude had 2 kids before he married the man, he must know what real p*ssy feels like...
man I'd kill myself if I was married to a man for 19 years and didn't know it.
Reason why murder was invented.
Like the line, "She was now a woman, and so she did not need to tell me about her past as a man."
That's honorable tbh
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Damn brehs...I've never been so heated in my life as tonight.
I was out at the bars with my breh and they kicked him out for doing coke
Thing is I've never seen this dude do coke and he's one of my best friends
He was in the stall taking a piss and he blew his nose and the bouncers thought he was blowing lines and kicked him out
Then the police officer patrolling the bar has the gall to say as we leave, "OH, IT'S COOL, JUST COMMITTING A FELONY IN THE BATHROOM EH??"
I swear I wanted to swing on that nikka. Mainly because that shyt was mad disrespectful, and mainly because that nikka thinks just because he's a cop he can pop off with witty rejoinders and shyt. I was rather close to cussing him out but I restrained, never know what could happen. As Cam said I got plans that was better than jail. But fukk that guy. Seriously.fukkboy.
And then I came and posted about it on the coli :ffs:
So it was just a sneeze? I'm confused.
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
Roaden Polynice
Superstar
Nah I think he literally just had a runny nose and was sniffing in the stall and wiping his nose for an inordinate amount of time.
Dude was pretty drunk so I came by to check on him and I walked in and the bouncers had him hemmed up and was telling him to get the fukk out. And of course him being drunk he really couldn't explain himself.
Gandolpiffini
Banned
Where dem moyes boys
Wasn't there a dude in Dallas who killed his mistress after she was like "
i got hiv 
breh". Went across to her house, smashed one last time, and cut her up. Her kids founds her. http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/201...lover-even-though-defendant-pled-guilty.html/
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
Wasn't there a dude in Dallas who killed his mistress after she was like "
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/201...lover-even-though-defendant-pled-guilty.html/
crazy thing is that there is a good chance he doesnt have the monster. And he was cheating on his wife with her lol.
The Sagna to City stuff 
He's old and unless he's going to be a 3rd or 4th CB whats the point? The position has changed and we need a more dynamic RB and LB. Sad to see him go without winning anything major but blame Arsene for fukking around the last few summers.
He's old and unless he's going to be a 3rd or 4th CB whats the point? The position has changed and we need a more dynamic RB and LB. Sad to see him go without winning anything major but blame Arsene for fukking around the last few summers.
mastermind
Rest In Power Kobe
i dont know why he would go there. He would be a back up CB and RB.The Sagna to City stuff
He's old and unless he's going to be a 3rd or 4th CB whats the point? The position has changed and we need a more dynamic RB and LB. Sad to see him go without winning anything major but blame Arsene for fukking around the last few summers.
The real c*nt's move is doing it before the match on Saturday.
Clapsteel O'Neal
put a red dot on your head like a hindu
Says some sh1t under the belief of it being logical, but really is some absurd soul snatching ether that makes you want to murk 'em
sounds like a woman to me 
But jn all seriousness, serves him right if he couldn't tell by the puccy and her/his face...i mean come on he/she has a stereotypical tranny face
If that was me though, i would have to become abput that murdergame
Clapsteel O'Neal
put a red dot on your head like a hindu
Lowkey sagna's been a real dikkhead this past year about his contract and potential move...i'm starting to want him to go somewhere to rot and not win anything as fucced up as that is...
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He should sign the contract on the pitch. This is his last big payday, just looking at the clubs he was interested in says a lot. PSG, Monaco, Inter...
Im at the point where I want Wenger and Arsenal getting everything in their faces for the fukkery of the last summer. I've been a Wenger dude since I came out the womb but I can't excuse him for this. So many self inflicted errors.
StretfordRed
Afro-European
Not sure if it was posted, but The Telegraph ETHERED Moyes today:
Continue reading for the 31 bars of Ether
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...David-Moyes-must-leave-Manchester-United.html
United's limitations are well illustrated by these two images. As unfair as it may be to pick a single snapshot - and it goes without saying that different pictures could be presented by the case for Moyes's defence - they reflect the differing perceptions of Pep Guardiola's well-drilled Bayern Munich team and the Scot's one-dimensional United side.
Bayern Munich build an attack against Manchester City, with players in close contact and providing plenty of passing options for the man on the ball.
Rafael looks to start an attack for United against Fulham, with the nearest player 20 yards away.
Continue reading for the 31 bars of Ether
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/fo...David-Moyes-must-leave-Manchester-United.html