Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - New season, same old United

[Gilver]

I'm not even gonna bother to explain

The day you explain something to me about Manchester United is the day i put my head in a vice and slowly tighten it until my head explodes.

 

[Ukbrotha]

Championship maguire

Fixed.

 

[TobiOT]

Lindelof or Bailly need to replace Maguire, that clown is dragging Varane down.

 

[The ADD]

Paul

 

[TobiOT]

LABILE

 

[BelieveBeOK]

Pogbeezy

 

[Ukbrotha]

Need a Pogba masterclass as his send off for the rest of the season.

 

[Jean toomer]

Linesman looking like Michael Phelps

 

[Ukbrotha]

shyt off going on at st James park.

 

[BelieveBeOK]

We've scored 3 goals and only 1 counted. This has a draw written all over it

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

Linesman looking like Michael Phelps

Before or after the bong

 

[BelieveBeOK]

The day you explain something to me about Manchester United is the day i put my head in a vice and slowly tighten it until my head explodes.

Don't let me stop you

 

[Jean toomer]

Before or after the bong

Rainy Tuesday night in burnet, definitely after

 

[Kunty McPhuck]

shyt off going on at st James park.

Mina and Demari already gone off injured for Everton.

Everytime a goal has gone in at St James United have put the ball in the back of the net vs Burnley.

 

[Gilver]

If Maguire had played that ball Varane just did it'd already be clipped up and doing the rounds on twitter on the shyte banter pages