Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - RIP Diogo Jota

[Roaden Polynice]

It's super telling how much the industry has changed that Jerry Lewis wanted De Niro to kill him in the end, as he felt the way it did end really lacked a "finish". I imagine everyone from Jerry's era of entertainment saw stuff like that and was just like " what's the fukking point" whereas fast forward to now and if an ending isn't ambiguous everyone calls it cliched.

edit: spoilers?

Another good call was not making Rupert completely bomb. That would've been too easy an ending as well. Just making him mediocre with some middling and ok jokes added another dimension to the entire story. And I read Ebert's review of when it first came out and he sorta got at the ending and the movie in general in how it's so tightly wound, you're expecting there to be some sort of emotional payoff, some type of closure but it just never happens. That's part of what makes the movie somewhat hard to watch but at the same time really memorable.

 

[Gilver]

Gone and got myself involved with a bunny boiler.

She's clingy as hell and was drunk texting me last night on about she's no good for me. I know you aren't love, believe me.

Her: "Just tell me to go away "

Me: "Go away"


Then she text me today apologising and asking if i was out tonight, i said "yeah" she said "Might see you?"

Me: "lol, no"

What was it about #HOH again?

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Gone and got myself involved with a bunny boiler.

She's clingy as hell and was drunk texting me last night on about she's no good for me. I know you aren't love, believe me.

Her: "Just tell me to go away "

Me: "Go away"


Then she text me today apologising and asking if i was out tonight, i said "yeah" she said "Might see you?"

Me: "lol, no"

What was it about #HOH again?

I think you need a UK remix of the ting, innit

ToughOnTarts

 

[Montez]

"Daughter of Don Sterling (LA Clippers owner) posted this picture after the Clippers/Warriors game."

out of the sterling context, is it only me that goes and does everyone else have that same reaction? or am I just a racist c*nt?

cause I looked at the comments below that picture on twitter, and y 'all know exactly what it said

First thought...put a Brazzers logo on it. She wasn't ready.

Also, Pep Arsenal were the better team til Ozil missed and Kenny Chesney was sent off. They never blew us away.

 

[Scottie Drippin]

Brehs, I just realized...I have more daps received than posts made. What does this mean

And I've done this without posting in any free daps threads.

I feel surprisingly accomplished.

Though after yesterdays proceedings, and thinking back on it, I'm sure 70% of my daps come from my irrational hatred of short Iberian men.

 

[Gooner]

First thought...put a Brazzers logo on it. She wasn't ready.

Also, Pep Arsenal were the better team til Ozil missed and Kenny Chesney was sent off. They never blew us away.

 

[Montez]

Daps don't mean the same since yoyoyo's thread.

 

[Gilver]

I think you need a UK remix of the ting, innit

ToughOnTarts

#SevereOnSlags

Tbh it's entirely possible she'll still get an 11th hour call up.

 

[Yayo Toure]

Does marrying a white woman make you c00n? I hate mixed kids more than interracial couple tbh

Also, @mastermind, @horse. kills, @frush11...WE DID IT brehs! Don't think ECF is beyond us.

I'm a DMV breh but I ain't messing with the Wizards....they OK but this is where the playoffs stop for you guys.

 

[Bezerk]

Sterling's daughter "picture" is another example of people will believe anything put on the internet.

Sterling is 81 years old.

EDIT: did intensive research (googled) he only has 1 daughter from his wife who he married over 50 years ago

 

[yseJ]

Sterling's daughter "picture" is another example of people will believe anything put on the internet.

Sterling is 81 years old.

EDIT: did intensive research (googled) he only has 1 daughter from his wife who he married over 50 years ago

internet is the greatest tool nowadays in manipulating people. the nigerian scam letters only work on old and naive, but post a fake picture to social media and get enough word of mouth, you soon might have officials call a press conference to deny it...cuz everyone will buy it as truth without checking sources

 

[yoyoyo1]

I don't give a fukk if it's fake or not, fakkit

 

[AlphaOne]

Six defenders for a second tier team from a second tier league. Embarrassing.
Torres to net a hat-trick though.

 

[ℒℴѵℯJay ELECTUA]

Does ballack have a black grandparent?

 

[yoyoyo1]

Daps don't mean the same since yoyoyo's thread.

your comment had me looking at my trolling in TLR numbers.. at least 50 posts for every thread, and at least 100 for a few prolific