Essential The Official Football (Soccer) Thread - Arne Slot may not be 100% fraud, but he's still bald

[Gilver]

what have you done for me lately bud

Your team

Wow you really got me there bud. This is why real ball knowers like myself avoid this thread for the most part, nothing but man on the street, low IQ, "no but YOU!" discourse.

You'll be calling for his head in May when you fail AGAIN.

The funniest thing is i actually predicted Arsenal to win the league and would rather you win it than any of the other top teams. But Mikel Arteta is being exposed as a transitional manager, he can stabilise but can't take the next step.

 

[Yippee Ki Yay]

Arteta sounds like he is Southgate in disguise

 

[OneManGang]

The team that cheated us out our winning streak playing ACTUAL Stoke football/league rugby and currently looking proper mid table telling us we’re boring

When we played free flowing football and got kicked off the pitch and bullied by orcs we were too soft and liked it up us …What did Arsenal do to be hated so much besides be black and successful?

 

[MVike28]

Wow you really got me there bud. This is why real ball knowers like myself avoid this thread for the most part, nothing but man on the street, low IQ, "no but YOU!" discourse.

You'll be calling for his head in May when you fail AGAIN.

The funniest thing is i actually predicted Arsenal to win the league and would rather you win it than any of the other top teams. But Mikel Arteta is being exposed as a transitional manager, he can stabilise but can't take the next step.

I’m there with my frustrations with Arteta

He’s been infuriating when the pressure is dialed all the way up

He’s our manager for the foreseeable future unless whomever replaces Edu wants a change of direction

 

[Gilver]

The team that cheated us out our winning streak playing ACTUAL Stoke football/league rugby and currently looking proper mid table telling us we’re boring

nothing but man on the street, low IQ, "no but YOU!" discourse.

 

[OscarAcosta]

What is anyone making up?


For supposed league title chasing side your style of play is horrific, you're a boring team who wins games with set pieces for the most part. You've literally went backwards from where you were 2 seasons ago.

Watching Liverpool play then watching you man play is honestly jarring, they play PROPER big club football, football that has them 7 points clear of you despite Slot only being in the job 4/5 months. It's a horrible reflection on your manager.

You can try and give it large over beating a United side 4 games into a project all you like. You were playing at home against a side in mid table, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE ONES FORCING THE ISSUE.

And even then you offered basically zero threat outside of corners until you scored, you had less possession in the first half against a team drained of confidence who don't even know how to play the managers system yet.

The reason you lot are so angry about these Stoke shouts is because you know there's truth to it, like bro you won the game, it's fine to admit you lot don't look great right now.

Holy shyt - is this a United fan serenading the fukking BIN DIPPERS to try and make himself feel better about the battering we gave them?!

Must be down bad

 

[OneManGang]

Im really just mad we lost and couldn’t defend corners so I’m lashing out at you all. I’m not smarter or have a higher IQ, just higher emotions at this time

 

[OneManGang]

Holy shyt - is this a United fan serenading the fukking BIN DIPPERS to try and make himself feel better about the battering we gave them?!

Must be down bad

I said the same thing! Mans really polished Pools shaft to get at us

 

[MVike28]

I said the same thing! Mans really polished Pools shaft to get at us

Neville would never

 

[Gilver]

Holy shyt - is this a United fan serenading the fukking BIN DIPPERS to try and make himself feel better about the battering we gave them?!

Must be down bad

More low IQ stuff.

'Bin dippers'? Christ, grow up.

Do any of you actually have the ability to talk about football?

 

[hood b. goode]

 

[OscarAcosta]

More low IQ stuff.

'Bin dippers'? Christ, grow up.

Do any of you actually have the ability to talk about football?

God damn, if I’m ever having a bad day I know that I’ll always be able to come and read the last few pages and realise that someone’s had a worse day than me .

I‘m sure we’ll all be delighted to dazzle you with high-brow opinions & responses when there’s something to take seriously.

United fans are the best - couple of easy wins over Everton & Bodo Glimp, or whatever the hell they’re called, and we gotta take them seriously again! Love it!

 

[Gilver]

God damn, if I’m ever having a bad day I know that I’ll always be able to come and read the last few pages and realise that someone’s had a worse day than me .

I‘m sure we’ll all be delighted to dazzle you with high-brow opinions & responses when there’s something to take seriously.

United fans are the best - couple of easy wins over Everton & Bodo Glimp, or whatever the hell they’re called, and we gotta take them seriously again! Love it!

Why are you more upset about winning than we are about losing?

 

[OscarAcosta]

Why are you more upset about winning than we are about losing?

Oh wow - now we’re at the point of ‘what you say I am you are’!

How’s that for some high-IQ posting?!

You’ll get better under Amorim, don’t worry. Surely it’s only upwards from here for your lot. Genuinely, I would prefer that United get its shyt together as the league is better when United is relevant.

 

[Gilver]

Oh wow - now we’re at the point of ‘what you say I am you are’!

How’s that for some high-IQ posting?!

You’ll get better under Amorim, don’t worry. Surely it’s only upwards from here for your lot. Genuinely, I would prefer that United get its shyt together as the league is better when United is relevant.

All i see is Arsenal fans coping everywhere online about...winning?!?!

Why is the Arsenal fanbase such a needy group? Why do you crave the acknowledgement of other fanbases? It's all very weird.