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After hearing about me traveling and my recent adventures in Colombia, they all wanna fukk around and shyt. Me I'm basically sit back and watch them like an elder. lol.
Haha, I dig it. Just make sure you don't end up watching them like a father:martin:

A couple years ago I went to Miami with my homie who never travels. I told him I wanted to have fun and party but nothing too out of control. He agreed and is like "most def, I don't have any expectations. We gonna keep it fun and easy :mjgrin:" On everything, the way this nikka was behaving on that trip..never again :snoop: I ain't traveled with dude since :hubie:
 

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Haha, I dig it. Just make sure you don't end up watching them like a father:martin:
I may have to.:heh:

They were so in love wit my legendary degenerate trip in Medellin that now they wanna try it.
A couple years ago I went to Miami with my homie who never travels. I told him I wanted to have fun and party but nothing too out of control. He agreed and is like "most def, I don't have any expectations. We gonna keep it fun and easy :mjgrin:" On everything, the way this nikka was behaving on that trip..never again :snoop: I ain't traveled with dude since :hubie:
:dead:

What was he doing? :heh:

If he bugging out in Miami of all places then I def wouldn't take him overseas.:whoa:

I trust myself when I get turnt cuz I'm reaching veteran stats when it comes to this travel shyt.
 

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I may have to.:heh:

They were so in love wit my legendary degenerate trip in Medellin that now they wanna try it.

:dead:
I bet they was listening to your stories like :gladbron::jbhmm::sadcam:
:dead:

What was he doing? :heh:

If he bugging out in Miami of all places then I def wouldn't take him overseas.:whoa:

I trust myself when I get turnt cuz I'm reaching veteran stats when it comes to this travel shyt.

Where do I start.

-This cat didn't want to contribute or help plan anything and then is complaining about the hotel I picked :wtb:

-Pouting and saying stuff like "this spot is trash" if there weren't any dimes in a bar/club :snoop:

-He's was getting tight when "Hey, what's your name? :shaq:" wasn't working on women :francis:

-Any chick he did holler at he was paranoid that I was trying to holla at her too :what:

-Dude didn't bring any cash and only brought one credit card..which magically gets frozen. So now I'm paying for him and me the whole weekend :stopitslime: Meanwhile, he's hollering at chicks telling them things like "I'm a hustler, I like getting money :takedat:" Nikka what? :childplease:

There was more stuff than that. Never again.
 

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I bet they was listening to your stories like :gladbron::jbhmm::sadcam:
Lemme find the thread. lol.

Where do I start.

-This cat didn't want to contribute or help plan anything and then is complaining about the hotel I picked :wtb:

-Pouting and saying stuff like "this spot is trash" if there weren't any dimes in a bar/club :snoop:

-He's was getting tight when "Hey, what's your name? :shaq:" wasn't working on women :francis:

-Any chick he did holler at he was paranoid that I was trying to holla at her too :what:

-Dude didn't bring any cash and only brought one credit card..which magically gets frozen. So now I'm paying for him and me the whole weekend :stopitslime: Meanwhile, he's hollering at chicks telling them things like "I'm a hustler, I like getting money :takedat:" Nikka what? :childplease:

There was more stuff than that. Never again.


:mjlol::mjlol::mjlol:

And that was Miami. IMAGINE overseas... Good you learned your lesson this quick.
 
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Italians are rude and there’s no such thing as a pepperoni pizza over there here. Also when you mozzarella on the menu it’s not a fried stick it’s literally a ball of mozzarella. Also I tried to budget by taking out the euros I wanted to spend but it didn’t matter cause them taking my cc visa with no additional fees fukked my budget all up
:wow:


This was probably my favorite shot of the trip, it was underexposed so I tried to save it best I could in Lightroom

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Oh and they also don’t believe in personal space, they will sit someone directly at your table like it’s bothing.


2 countries down this year and either Tanzania or South Africa is up later this year.
 
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Italians are rude and there’s no such thing as a pepperoni pizza over there here. Also when you mozzarella on the menu it’s not a fried stick it’s literally a ball of mozzarella. Also I tried to budget by taking out the euros I wanted to spend but it didn’t matter cause them taking my cc visa with no additional fees fukked my budget all up
:wow:


Oh and they also don’t believe in personal space, they will sit someone directly at your table like it’s bothing.


2 countries down this year and either Tanzania or South Africa is up later this year.
Tanzania fire. Would go but dont have the money for African tickets atm.:mjcry:
 
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Tanzania fire. Would go but dont have the money for African tickets atm.:mjcry:

The countries in Europe are cool but a climb up MT Kilimanjaro and a safari in the Serengeti would make my life.

I wanna stay at the four seasons there but it’s financially impossible with what they charge a night
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The countries in Europe are cool but a climb up MT Kilimanjaro and a safari in the Serengeti would make my life.

I wanna stay at the four seasons there but it’s financially impossible with what they charge a night
:mjcry:



Trust me Africa is a trip you'll NEVER forget. I still can't forget Ethiopia.
 

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Italians are rude and there’s no such thing as a pepperoni pizza over there here. Also when you mozzarella on the menu it’s not a fried stick it’s literally a ball of mozzarella. Also I tried to budget by taking out the euros I wanted to spend but it didn’t matter cause them taking my cc visa with no additional fees fukked my budget all up
:wow:


This was probably my favorite shot of the trip, it was underexposed so I tried to save it best I could in Lightroom

7-D8-BAE25-35-CF-4-D3-D-BA15-51-D10467-FCAF.jpg



Oh and they also don’t believe in personal space, they will sit someone directly at your table like it’s bothing.


2 countries down this year and either Tanzania or South Africa is up later this year.

What do they put on their pizza? And what was your first country?
 
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