Essential The Official Coli Horror Film Thread: Discussion, Recommendations And Murder.

[storyteller]

New contender for worst horror movie of 2026 just dropped.



The saving grace might be that it's effects and dialogue are so cringey and bad that I broke out laughing a few times.

This has the most try-hard script, maybe ever. I'm genuinely concerned this slop came from an AI script.

 

[T.H.E.GOD]

New contender for worst horror movie of 2026 just dropped.



The saving grace might be that it's effects and dialogue are so cringey and bad that I broke out laughing a few times.

This has the most try-hard script, maybe ever. I'm genuinely concerned this slop came from an AI script.

I wish i read this before last night. shyt is definitely ass. Next movie up for me tonight is “this is not a test”.

 

[Givethanks]

Watching Seoul station, I wanted a live prequel to train to Busan but this will do.

So far it's sick

 

[Danie84]

Scream 7

...New York caught alot of strays
This franchise is lucky to have Neve at the helm

 

[8WON6]

New contender for worst horror movie of 2026 just dropped.



The saving grace might be that it's effects and dialogue are so cringey and bad that I broke out laughing a few times.

This has the most try-hard script, maybe ever. I'm genuinely concerned this slop came from an AI script.

I almost pulled the trigger and watched this last night. Decided on watching "Capture" instead.


I thought it was alright for low budge streaming movie.

 

[storyteller]

I almost pulled the trigger and watched this last night. Decided on watching "Capture" instead.


I thought it was alright for low budge streaming movie.

I was caught between Do Not Enter, Jitters, and Capture...all new, all straight to streaming, and all movies that I could go into with low expectations and hopes for a pleasant surprise. I can say without a doubt that I made the worst choice, though I haven't actually watched Jitters or Capture yet

There's a few straight to streaming joints that I haven't been able to get links to. Axes and Os, Capture, Jitters, and NFT: Cursed Images...just a list of movies that I'm not comfortable spending money to view, but would rush here to shout out if they have any redeeming qualities at all.

 

[storyteller]

This Korean slowburn horror/thriller popped up on Screambox for me, and was good enough to give a shout out. Though, I have to add a caveat...

Se-Ra is a famous anchor on a broadcasting station. Five minutes before her news broadcast is to go live, she receives a phone call. The caller, Mi-So, tells Se-Ra: "I am going to be killed by someone. Please cover the story of my death."

This would fall into the genre of movies where an overworked character starts to break down after some event provides a catalyst. It's got a pretty good amount of mystery surrounding the phone call, and what's really going on. I was fully engaged for the first hour and twenty minutes of run time, which is when they landed a couple of nice reveals/twists.

But that's where the caveat comes in. They spend another half hour fleshing out and explaining the reveals, and giving an extra closing chapter to everything. All of that felt superfluous to me, and it'd be a tighter movie with a better conclusion if they left all of it to the imagination. But I do feel kinda bad about saying that because a pair of actresses turn in some really great performances in the final half hour.

So, I'd give this a recommendation but with a "you should probably cut it off once you get the reveal of everything that's happening." Because it really drags out after that.

 

[Red Shield]

I wish i read this before last night. shyt is definitely ass. Next movie up for me tonight is “this is not a test”.

Only thing good about that movie was the one chick with the ass

 

[Red Shield]

New contender for worst horror movie of 2026 just dropped.



The saving grace might be that it's effects and dialogue are so cringey and bad that I broke out laughing a few times.

This has the most try-hard script, maybe ever. I'm genuinely concerned this slop came from an AI script.

Yeah this sucked... wouldn't be surprised if the script was AI

 

[storyteller]

Not that it needs an introduction but I peeped Ready or Not 2: Here I Come...



It basically starts right from the end of Ready or Not and doesn't miss a beat. It couldn't have been 10 minutes before they went right back to chaos. They just introduced some new characters and immediately got to the jokes, the cult, and the game.

TLDR version: It completely captures the Ready or Not vibes. If you liked the original, you'll probably have fun with this one too.

Bit more in depth on it:
They really work to expand the lore about both the cult and Samara Weaving's character. Her relationship with her sister hints at a backstory that I think could give us a trilogy finale. Then the cult itself gets a big expansion that makes the new game bigger and crazier than last time. The humor carries the movie, but the action and emotional notes are both quality too.

The only issue I have is that they knew people loved the exploding people, so they overdid that gag a bit. But everything else worked pretty well to me. I also think the novelty of the whole concept has worn off a bit, so even though this was a fun Ready or Not continuation, I give a firm edge to the original. It's a good sequel, and I'll be there opening weekend if they make a part three.

 

[storyteller]

Y’all know I’m partial to K and J horror so I’ll be tuning in to this.