The Official "435" Dwayne is Dead Celebration Thread

[CM Punk]

There is no if. Dwayne will be DEFEATED tonight. No longer will the "wwe universe" be subjugated to a past his prime, spotlight stealing tooth fairy. The road to Bruno Sammartino's ridiculous record will continue. After Dwayne meets his demise tonight, after 5 other men meet their demise in the elimination chamber, The Undertaker will bow down and acknowledge who the man is at wrestlemania when his streak and career is ended.

Allow me to reintroduce myself, my name is.......




Just another day, another name, another notch on the belt. I hate to tell you all I told you so but..... who am I kidding? I told all of you that Dwayne couldn't box with god.





The Life Work continues!

 

[Mook]

 

[TRIPLE M]

 

[I-Hate-You]

lol...you put that work in and everything. Nope.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

my god you ALL jinx'ed it

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

 

[seanjohn21276]

 

[AquaCityBoy]

You racist fakkit.

 

[CM Punk]

A full investigation will be launched. There was no evidence whatsoever of The Shield being involved in that match with Dwayne. The only evidence that matters is the fact that Dwayne was defeated tonight and Vincent Kennedy McMahon decided to do a screw job ending.



There is no reason for that match to have been restarted. Dwayne was defeated.

 

[captaincharisma]

shutup you stooge!

now take your ass back to the airport beeeyotch.

 

[PURP!]

Loaded Lux says..."Punk...you get the same simple assignment...and everytime The Rock comes out...He got to do realignments..."

 

[Sierra Mist]

Damn you had that post saved as a draft and everything.... You lose fakkit.

 

[TRIPLE M]

you should just retire this alias for the next month

 

[TheGreatShowtime]

So we gonna pretend like Punk didn't pin Dwayne clean first?

 

[boriquaking]